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California A funny!!
gearheaddad
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Californians
>
> So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan
> jokes, you know you're from California if:
>
> 1. Your co-worker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
>
> 2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
>
> 3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a
> conversation in English.
>
> 4. Your child's 3rd grade teacher has purple hair and a nose ring,
and
> is named Flower.
>
> 5. You can't remember . . is pot illegal?
>
> 6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm
> donor.
>
> 7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are
> grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and
> Ethiopian.
>
> 8. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?
>
> 9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
>
> 10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
>
> 11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a
> baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS
George Clooney.
>
> 12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
>
> 13. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?
>
> 14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news
> station: "STORM WATCH."
>
> 15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all
> busy with their cells or pagers.
>
> 16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an
hour
> early to avoid all the weather related accidents.
>
> 17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????
>
> 18. Both you AND your dog have therapists.
>
> 19. The Terminator is your governor.
>
> 20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If
you're
> here illegally, they want to give you one.
>
> So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan
> jokes, you know you're from California if:
>
> 1. Your co-worker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
>
> 2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
>
> 3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a
> conversation in English.
>
> 4. Your child's 3rd grade teacher has purple hair and a nose ring,
and
> is named Flower.
>
> 5. You can't remember . . is pot illegal?
>
> 6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm
> donor.
>
> 7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are
> grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and
> Ethiopian.
>
> 8. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?
>
> 9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
>
> 10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
>
> 11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a
> baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS
George Clooney.
>
> 12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
>
> 13. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?
>
> 14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news
> station: "STORM WATCH."
>
> 15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all
> busy with their cells or pagers.
>
> 16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an
hour
> early to avoid all the weather related accidents.
>
> 17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????
>
> 18. Both you AND your dog have therapists.
>
> 19. The Terminator is your governor.
>
> 20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If
you're
> here illegally, they want to give you one.
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