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Allison.....

CubsloverCubslover Member Posts: 18,601 ✭✭
edited May 2006 in General Discussion
Allison turned 20. Really. Let's all wish her a happy birthday.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALLISON!

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Half of the lives they tell about me aren't true.

Comments

  • lazeruslazerus Member Posts: 1,950 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Happy Birthday to Allison.
    I hope your not giveing her a pair of those musical breast implants for her birthday, she doesn't need them.
  • CHGOTHNDERCHGOTHNDER Member Posts: 8,936 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Happy B-day and a song for you, one of my favorites.

    PJ

    Oh, it's so funny to be seeing you after so long, girl
    And with the way you look, I understand that you were not impressed
    But I heard you let that little friend of mine
    Take off your party dress
    I'm not gonna get too sentimental
    Like those other sticky valentines
    'Cause I don't know if you are loving some body
    I only know it isn't mine

    Allison, I know this world is killing you
    Oh, Allison, my aim is true

    Well, I see you've got a husband now
    Did he leave your pretty fingers lying in the wedding cake?
    You used to hold him right in your hand
    Ah, but he took all that he could take
    Sometimes I wish that I could stop you from talking
    When I hear the silly things that you say
    I think somebody better put out the big light
    'Cause I can't stand to see you this way

    Allison, I know this world is killing you
    Oh, Allison, my aim is true
    My aim is true
    My aim is true
    (REPEAT AND FADE)
  • tazzertazzer Member Posts: 16,837
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by lazerus
    Happy Birthday to Allison.
    I hope your not giveing her a pair of those musical breast implants for her birthday, she doesn't need them.

    if your are she will need a breast exam and ill be more then glade to do it free of charge [}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][:D]
  • scottm21166scottm21166 Member Posts: 20,723
    edited November -1
    Alison....learn to bake the pie....don't eat the pie......
    or the cake candy , beer pasta....carbs are killers and...
    well dear...your body is your instrument
  • tacking1tacking1 Member Posts: 3,844
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by CHGOTHNDER
    Happy B-day and a song for you, one of my favorites.

    PJ

    Oh, it's so funny to be seeing you after so long, girl
    And with the way you look, I understand that you were not impressed
    But I heard you let that little friend of mine
    Take off your party dress
    I'm not gonna get too sentimental
    Like those other sticky valentines
    'Cause I don't know if you are loving some body
    I only know it isn't mine

    Allison, I know this world is killing you
    Oh, Allison, my aim is true

    Well, I see you've got a husband now
    Did he leave your pretty fingers lying in the wedding cake?
    You used to hold him right in your hand
    Ah, but he took all that he could take
    Sometimes I wish that I could stop you from talking
    When I hear the silly things that you say
    I think somebody better put out the big light
    'Cause I can't stand to see you this way

    Allison, I know this world is killing you
    Oh, Allison, my aim is true
    My aim is true
    My aim is true
    (REPEAT AND FADE)


    Did warren zevon write this song? Elvis Costello Covered as well as Linda Ronstadt.
  • Bill CostikBill Costik Member Posts: 1,845 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I went to school and worked with a gal that could be her twin. And I think she has a fantastic body, women should have some meat on their bones.
  • scottm21166scottm21166 Member Posts: 20,723
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Bill Costik
    I went to school and worked with a gal that could be her twin. And I think she has a fantastic body, women should have some meat on their bones.

    I don't mind meat on the bones its all that marbeling that distracts my taste
  • Colonel PlinkColonel Plink Member Posts: 16,460
    edited November -1
    Gentlemen!
    It's her birthday, and only ONE MEASLEY PIC?

    I'm sad and disappointed.
  • CHGOTHNDERCHGOTHNDER Member Posts: 8,936 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Could very well be, Elvis did 2 versions of it and I love them both.

    PJ

    quote:Originally posted by tacking1
    quote:Originally posted by CHGOTHNDER
    Happy B-day and a song for you, one of my favorites.

    PJ

    Oh, it's so funny to be seeing you after so long, girl
    And with the way you look, I understand that you were not impressed
    But I heard you let that little friend of mine
    Take off your party dress
    I'm not gonna get too sentimental
    Like those other sticky valentines
    'Cause I don't know if you are loving some body
    I only know it isn't mine

    Allison, I know this world is killing you
    Oh, Allison, my aim is true

    Well, I see you've got a husband now
    Did he leave your pretty fingers lying in the wedding cake?
    You used to hold him right in your hand
    Ah, but he took all that he could take
    Sometimes I wish that I could stop you from talking
    When I hear the silly things that you say
    I think somebody better put out the big light
    'Cause I can't stand to see you this way

    Allison, I know this world is killing you
    Oh, Allison, my aim is true
    My aim is true
    My aim is true
    (REPEAT AND FADE)


    Did warren zevon write this song? Elvis Costello Covered as well as Linda Ronstadt.
  • tacking1tacking1 Member Posts: 3,844
    edited November -1
    yes I loved Elvis Costello's versions too....did that other Elvis cover it too?

    I'm gonna go google to see who wrote it. It was elvis costello.

    Warren Zevon wrote poor poor pitiful me...I think
  • bang250bang250 Member Posts: 8,021
    edited November -1
    lets see some more pics.
  • scottm21166scottm21166 Member Posts: 20,723
    edited November -1
    10.jpg
    Painted her panties on myself....that was wierd[:D][:D][:p][:0]
  • n/an/a Member Posts: 168,427
    edited November -1
    That's a little too much woman for me...and being as young as she is, she'll end up being WAY too much woman for me in a few years.
  • willdallas2006willdallas2006 Member Posts: 285 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by ECC
    That's a little too much woman for me...and being as young as she is, she'll end up being WAY too much woman for me in a few years.


    yep she has a "born to be obese frame". I doubt these guys will still be praising her in ten years when she weighs 400lbs.
  • fishkiller41fishkiller41 Member Posts: 50,608
    edited November -1
    Since she's a PORN QUEEN form the internet i don't think it much matters.Their will always be a market for fat chicks takin it up the arzzzz...
  • mrseatlemrseatle Member Posts: 15,467 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    ...I thought this was a thread on huricane preperation.
  • beneteaubeneteau Member Posts: 8,552 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Wouldn't you just love to see your daughter plastered all over the net dressed/undressed like her?

    Call me Daddy! Call me Daddy!
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  • 1911a1-fan1911a1-fan Member Posts: 51,193 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by fishkiller41
    Since she's a PORN QUEEN form the internet i don't think it much matters.Their will always be a market for fat chicks takin it up the arzzzz...


    actually she is not a porn queen at all, there is a large growing market for non-nudity web sites like hers and remote girls

    HAPPY BD ALLISON {now blow my candle}
  • gbeggrowgbeggrow Member Posts: 5,499
    edited November -1
    [:D][:D][:D]

    quote:Originally posted by 1911a1fan
    quote:Originally posted by fishkiller41
    Since she's a PORN QUEEN form the internet i don't think it much matters.Their will always be a market for fat chicks takin it up the arzzzz...


    actually she is not a porn queen at all, there is a large growing market for non-nudity web sites like hers and remote girls

    HAPPY BD ALLISON {now blow my candle}
  • sharpshooter039sharpshooter039 Member Posts: 5,897 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    1911 fan ,I dont know you mean by "non-nudity",,,,if you go to her or remote girls site its very hard to find a picture of them with their clothes on,the intro to alison's site has her topless and it goes downhill from there
  • shoff14shoff14 Member Posts: 11,994 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by quikdraw67
    hehe, you should watch her video promo..."non-nudity"??? HAHAHA[:p]


    yeah, i could watch that a view times
  • 7.62x397.62x39 Member Posts: 1,994 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
  • CubsloverCubslover Member Posts: 18,601 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    The promo vid is excellent. She is a doll! I'd be good for 15sec, but hey, I'm only out to please myself!

    I'd be a two pump chump in that circumstance. Not that my wife isn't a good looker, but Allison's "Lungs" are very nice!
    Half of the lives they tell about me aren't true.
  • CA sucksCA sucks Member Posts: 4,310
    edited November -1
    Yay, another thread destined to become soft core porn.

    Already demands have been made for more allison pics.

    Remote girl has been mentioned.... and surely some pics of her must show up to defend her title of official GB girl.

    Then others will post pics of other girls they drool over.

    So Im just gonna accelerate some things.

    heres a video of Allison trying to put on a sock (no nudity)
    http://www.metacafe.com/watch/100105/blonde_putting_a_sock_on/

    Now on to the pics of seemingly random pics.
    btw this girl is 18 even younger than Allison or Remote Girl, for those that like em young.
    The women and prudes can try and make others feel guilty for what you would like to do to these "little girls"
    I'm only 20, so with only a 2 year difference, I won't be feeling guilty for what I've already done.
    Now on to the pics:

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  • mateomasfeomateomasfeo Member Posts: 27,143
    edited November -1
    Oh Allison,

    Your aim is true.

    -Elvis Costello
  • shoff14shoff14 Member Posts: 11,994 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    i thought this thread would be bad by now.
  • Bolivers WifeBolivers Wife Member Posts: 1,972 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by CA sucks

    Now on to the pics of seemingly random pics.
    btw this girl is 18 even younger than Allison or Remote Girl, for those that like em young.
    The women and prudes can try and make others feel guilty for what you would like to do to these "little girls"
    I'm only 20, so with only a 2 year difference, I won't be feeling guilty for what I've already done.
    Now on to the pics:



    I never dated anyone that was close to my age......they were always between 4-10 years older...........LOL and incase you have noticed i still dont even look close to my age and being 4'11" i'm sure helps LOL....
  • p3skykingp3skyking Member Posts: 23,916 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    If it's her birthday, she should be allowed to run around in her birthday suit!
    [:D]
    [}:)]
    [:p]
  • tacking1tacking1 Member Posts: 3,844
    edited November -1
    golly I have to say I must be a prude. I was so hoping she was as wholesome and clean as the origional pic presented her.

    Oh well.
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