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Important Question

CyclonusCyclonus Member Posts: 2,825
edited November 2007 in General Discussion
Why do womens butt cheeks alternate up and down when they walk? Every step they take one side goes up and the other goes down,why? Also why do their butts swing back and forth like they are sweeping the side walk when they walk? And finally how in hell do they make it all happen at the same time?
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  • CyclonusCyclonus Member Posts: 2,825
    edited November -1
    An elderly couple were sitting together watching television.

    During a commercial, the husband asked his wife, "Whatever happened to our sexual relations?"

    After a long thoughtful silence, the wife replied during the next commercial, "You know, I don't know. I don't even think we got a Christmas card from them this year!" ..[:o)][:o)]


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  • CyclonusCyclonus Member Posts: 2,825
    edited November -1
    Does anyone know what to do or take for crippleing gall bladder pain. I usually get this from sitting down and drinking any type of water. The pain is excrutiating. Doesnt happen all the time just at the worst times. The pain is so intense that I am completely unable to move an inch in the slightest way or it hurts even worse. Any suggestions?
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  • CyclonusCyclonus Member Posts: 2,825
    edited November -1
    What's your success percentage on Freecell?
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  • CyclonusCyclonus Member Posts: 2,825
    edited November -1
    Please, if you do not know give a wise * answer like always. " not to long ago in Az, some guy was arrested for making his own machinegun. The argument was since it was for his own use he did not fall under the '68 gun act. What was the out come of his trial?
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  • Sig220_Ruger77Sig220_Ruger77 Member Posts: 12,754 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    If it is really that bad, maybe you should see a doctor?

    Jon
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  • CyclonusCyclonus Member Posts: 2,825
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Jon0322
    If it is really that bad, maybe you should see a doctor?

    Jon



    Ive had that for years And Frankly I cant afford one No insurance and Im too old not to mention not disabled so in PA you cant get squat without a disabilty. All these programs and none of them work thanks to idiot democrats like that jagoff we got in office now.
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  • Sig220_Ruger77Sig220_Ruger77 Member Posts: 12,754 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I hear ya on the cost of insurance. I don't have a definite answer for you, but I have heard that drinking and eating natural stuff like apple jucie, lemon juice, and vegetables helps clean out your system and take the attack away. One thing that you can do to lessen your attacks is eat less fatty foods. Other then that I am not sure what to tell you. Do you know anyone who works in the health field? Maybe they could give you some better advice. Hope ya get better.

    Jon
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  • leftytwogunsleftytwoguns Member Posts: 785 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Time to get the best insurance in America-Medicaid.
    In all seriousness, you should go regardless of cost. You only live once.
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  • hiagressionhiagression Member Posts: 16 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    My Aunt is going thru that right now. She went to the doctor, and he scheduled lazer surgery. He told her if she has another episode that she will have to have emergancy surgery!! Go get it checked out![:)]
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  • JorgeJorge Member Posts: 10,656 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Cyclonus

    Any suggestions?




    I'd say, get insurance.

    Unless you soon undergo surgery, the gall bladder is bound to perforate, thus causing pancreatitis.

    [xx(]
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  • tobefreetobefree Member Posts: 7,401
    edited November -1
    You'll have health care after Hillaryus gets in!!!!
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  • Sav99Sav99 Member Posts: 16,037 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Don, for crying out loud go to a doctor. Go to the emergency room if you have to. Make payments on the medical bill, hospitals do take payments you know.
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  • cheezecheeze Member Posts: 815 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Ancient Chinese proverb: Excruciating pain while drinking water is many times less urgent than saving some bucks.
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  • zipperzapzipperzap Member Posts: 25,057
    edited November -1
    Rub Vick's Vapor Rub on the bottom of your feet - click your heels together three times - spin around twice - count to 1000 - and go see a doctor.
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  • GuvamintCheeseGuvamintCheese Member Posts: 38,932 ✭
    edited November -1
    How do you know its your gall bladder?
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  • bang250bang250 Member Posts: 8,021
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by cartod
    How do you know its your gall bladder?


    x2
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  • gun_runnergun_runner Member Posts: 8,999
    edited November -1
    Cholecystectomy.............Go to the ER, they cant refuse critical care.........
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  • spryorspryor Member Posts: 9,155
    edited November -1
    http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=HPIA,HPIA:2007-40,HPIA:en&q=relieve+gall+bladder+pain
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  • stevenrayspeckstevenrayspeck Member Posts: 2,056 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    A friend of mine had the same pain, He had to have his gall bladder removed.

    I hope you don't need the same thing[:(]
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  • AHansenAHansen Member Posts: 1,002 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Find a mexican and ask him where he gets his free medical care at and go there.
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  • He DogHe Dog Member Posts: 51,593 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Hospitals must take you as an emergency patient if you have insufficient funds to pay. Go back and read Polite Psychos post. He is an MD. Stay away from foods with high fiber in the meantime.
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  • mondmond Member Posts: 6,458
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Cyclonus
    Does anyone know what to do or take for crippleing gall bladder pain. I usually get this from sitting down and drinking any type of water. The pain is excrutiating. Doesnt happen all the time just at the worst times. The pain is so intense that I am completely unable to move an inch in the slightest way or it hurts even worse. Any suggestions?


    as said above 'see a doc'[;)]
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  • RosieRosie Member Posts: 14,525 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    There WILL come a time when you WILL be very happy to go to the hospital and have it cut out. Trust me, I know. I have been shot, (twice) have a few fragments of steel in my sorry old * and had a triple bypass and nothing hurt as bad as a real good gall bladder attack. Had to crawl back in the house one night because I was trying to walk it off.
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  • flyingtorpedoflyingtorpedo Member Posts: 1,301 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Doubt it would help but you could try some cranberry juice. You should go to the doc. Best wishes. [:D]
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  • needmygunsneedmyguns Member Posts: 2,264 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    PAYING A DR, BILL IS BETTER THAN BEING STUCK IN A BOX IN THE GROUND.SSSSSSOOOOOO GGGGEEEETTTTT YYYYYOOOOUUUUURRRR AAAAARRRRSSSSSEEEE TO A DOC..
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  • thunderboltthunderbolt Member Posts: 6,041 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Gallbladders don't fix themselves. Don't wait until you develop gangrene, see a doctor now.
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  • kimikimi Member Posts: 44,719 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Get to the doctor, my friend.
    What's next?
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  • dolfandolfan Member Posts: 4,159
    edited November -1
    Listen to Psycho, GB's resident doctor.
    +1 on the emergency visit.

    They'll have to treat you by law. Then they'll send you the bill. Just wad the bills up and "file" them in the circular file. That's what all the illegals do.

    Go ASAP, Cyclonus...don't gamble with your health!
    Best wishes to you.
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  • JamesRKJamesRK Member Posts: 25,670 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    It appears the majority opinion is you should go to a doctor or the Emergency Room. As much as I hate to go with the majority, just let me add, GO TO A DOCTOR OR THE EMERGENCY ROOM!
    The road to hell is paved with COMPROMISE.
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  • RosieRosie Member Posts: 14,525 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    If he goes to the emergency room all they will do is treat him with pain pills or a shot and send him home unless they determine it is life threatening.
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  • CyclonusCyclonus Member Posts: 2,825
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Rosie
    If he goes to the emergency room all they will do is treat him with pain pills or a shot and send him home unless they determine it is life threatening.



    Exactly and this only happens once in awhile. Usually around once a month or even fewer. Just one of the many things plagueing me as of late.
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