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40 Things Never Said By Rednecks
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40 Things Never Said By Rednecks
40. Oh I just couldn't. Hell, she's only sixteen.
39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
38. Duct tape won't fix that.
37. Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael.
36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
35. We don't keep firearms in this house.
34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
33. You can't feed that to the dog.
32. I thought Graceland was tacky.
31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
30. Wrasslin's fake.
29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
28. We're vegetarians.
27. Do you think my gut is too big?
26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
25. Honey, we don't need another dog.
24. Who's Richard Petty?
23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
21. Spittin is such a nasty habit.
20. I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today.
19. Trim the fat off that steak.
18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
17. The tires on that truck are too big.
16. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
15. I've got it all on the C drive.
14. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
13. Would you like your salmon poached or broiled?
12. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
9. Checkmate.
8. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
7. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
6. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
5. I don't have a favorite college team.
4. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
3. I believe you cooked those green beans too long.
2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
1. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin tonight.
40. Oh I just couldn't. Hell, she's only sixteen.
39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
38. Duct tape won't fix that.
37. Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael.
36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
35. We don't keep firearms in this house.
34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
33. You can't feed that to the dog.
32. I thought Graceland was tacky.
31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
30. Wrasslin's fake.
29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
28. We're vegetarians.
27. Do you think my gut is too big?
26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
25. Honey, we don't need another dog.
24. Who's Richard Petty?
23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
21. Spittin is such a nasty habit.
20. I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today.
19. Trim the fat off that steak.
18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
17. The tires on that truck are too big.
16. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
15. I've got it all on the C drive.
14. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
13. Would you like your salmon poached or broiled?
12. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
9. Checkmate.
8. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
7. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
6. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
5. I don't have a favorite college team.
4. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
3. I believe you cooked those green beans too long.
2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
1. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin tonight.
Comments
"Hey yall, Watch iss..."
A redneck's last words:
"Hey yall, Watch iss..."
No, no, no...get it right...! It's: "HOLD MY BEER and wath iss!"
Sad but true. Just like the rednecks that laugh at Jeff Foxworthy et al. He makes them the subject of riducule and they don't even realize it.
Yes.. they do... but they are not to proud to laugh at themselves. If you knew how and where foxworthy grew up you would understand that he lived most of what he says.
quote:Originally posted by p3skyking
Sad but true. Just like the rednecks that laugh at Jeff Foxworthy et al. He makes them the subject of riducule and they don't even realize it.
Yes.. they do... but they are not to proud to laugh at themselves. If you knew how and where foxworthy grew up you would understand that he lived most of what he says.
Very true. And jeff comes right out and admits it.
It's like he say's, You can't come out and talk about redneck's unless you are one! And I are one! [:D]
quote:Originally posted by gagirl
quote:Originally posted by p3skyking
Sad but true. Just like the rednecks that laugh at Jeff Foxworthy et al. He makes them the subject of riducule and they don't even realize it.
Yes.. they do... but they are not to proud to laugh at themselves. If you knew how and where foxworthy grew up you would understand that he lived most of what he says.
Very true. And jeff comes right out and admits it.
It's like he say's, You can't come out and talk about redneck's unless you are one! And I are one! [:D]
No comment.
quote:Originally posted by *_r_done
quote:Originally posted by gagirl
quote:Originally posted by p3skyking
Sad but true. Just like the rednecks that laugh at Jeff Foxworthy et al. He makes them the subject of riducule and they don't even realize it.
Yes.. they do... but they are not to proud to laugh at themselves. If you knew how and where foxworthy grew up you would understand that he lived most of what he says.
Very true. And jeff comes right out and admits it.
It's like he say's, You can't come out and talk about redneck's unless you are one! And I are one! [:D]
No comment.
You don't need to comment! I openly admit it! [:D]
After all, it's a "glorious absence of sofistication"! And that fits me perfect! [:D][:D][:D]