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Golden Belly Button
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Golden Belly Button
Once upon a time, a young lad was born without a belly button. In its
place was a golden screw, which protruded about one inch. All the doctors told
his mother that there was nothing they could do. Like it or not, he was stuck
with it.
All the years of growing up was real tough on him, as all who saw the
screw made fun of him. He avoided ever leaving his house and thus, never made
any friends.
One day, a mysterious stranger saw his belly and told him of a swami
in Tibet that could get rid of the screw for him. He was thrilled. The next day
he took all of his life's savings and bought a ticket to Nepal.
After several days of climbing up steep cliffs, he came upon a giant
monastery. The swami knew exactly why he had come. He was told to sleep in the
highest tower of the monastery and the following day when he awoke, the screw
would have been removed.
The man immediately went to the room and fell asleep. During the night
while he slept, a purple fog floated in an open window, bearing in its mist, a
golden screwdriver. In just moments, the screw-driver removed the screw and
disappeared out of the window.
The next morning when the boy woke, he saw the golden screw laying on
the pillow next to him. Reaching down, he felt his navel, and there was no screw
there!
Jubilant, he leaped out of bed, but in seconds, his butt fell off.
The moral to this is "don't screw around with things you don't
understand or you'll lose your *".
Once upon a time, a young lad was born without a belly button. In its
place was a golden screw, which protruded about one inch. All the doctors told
his mother that there was nothing they could do. Like it or not, he was stuck
with it.
All the years of growing up was real tough on him, as all who saw the
screw made fun of him. He avoided ever leaving his house and thus, never made
any friends.
One day, a mysterious stranger saw his belly and told him of a swami
in Tibet that could get rid of the screw for him. He was thrilled. The next day
he took all of his life's savings and bought a ticket to Nepal.
After several days of climbing up steep cliffs, he came upon a giant
monastery. The swami knew exactly why he had come. He was told to sleep in the
highest tower of the monastery and the following day when he awoke, the screw
would have been removed.
The man immediately went to the room and fell asleep. During the night
while he slept, a purple fog floated in an open window, bearing in its mist, a
golden screwdriver. In just moments, the screw-driver removed the screw and
disappeared out of the window.
The next morning when the boy woke, he saw the golden screw laying on
the pillow next to him. Reaching down, he felt his navel, and there was no screw
there!
Jubilant, he leaped out of bed, but in seconds, his butt fell off.
The moral to this is "don't screw around with things you don't
understand or you'll lose your *".
Comments
Man I think I first heard that one 45 years ago.[:0]
Thats Ok, Zipper will repost it again tommorow. Don
quote:Originally posted by He Dog
Man I think I first heard that one 45 years ago.[:0]
Thats Ok, Zipper will repost it again tommorow. Don
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