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Messin with the girls at Starbucks

Big Sky RedneckBig Sky Redneck Member Posts: 19,752 ✭✭✭
edited October 2013 in General Discussion
I have one of those names that even if I spell it out some people just cannot pronounce it, same with Bry'ann. Her name is pronounced Breeann but for some reason when she tells someone her name they get it wrong.

I found that when asked if I say my name is Donnie people get it right away so when at Starbucks when they ask your name to write it on the cup I just tell them Donnie. Bry'anns middle name is Marie and she sometimes uses that name to avoid having her name borked.

So I tell the girl at Starbucks Donnie, when Bry'ann ordered she used her middle name. Took the girl behind the counter a minute and then it hit her, she got a laugh [:D]

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    MercuryMercury Member Posts: 7,809 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    What kind of self-respecting "redneck" drinks Starbucks? [:D]

    Are you a REAL redneck??????? [:0]


    Merc
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    gjshawgjshaw Member Posts: 14,697 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Mercury
    What kind of self-respecting "redneck" drinks Starbucks? [:D]

    Are you a REAL redneck??????? [:0]


    Merc


    [:D][:D]. +1 [;)]
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    Night StalkerNight Stalker Member Posts: 11,967
    edited November -1
    The only reason she played along was out of sheer fright.

    If you're ordering coffee from Starbucks,it does kind of detract from the impact of this story.... even for those of us who know you [;)]

    Happy Halloween Redneck!

    NS
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    retroxler58retroxler58 Member Posts: 32,693 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by gjshaw
    quote:Originally posted by Mercury
    What kind of self-respecting "redneck" drinks Starbucks? [:D]

    Are you a REAL redneck??????? [:0]


    Merc


    [:D][:D]. +1 [;)]
    I'm gonna have to agree with this...

    Can't buy jus'a plain ol' cup o'Joe at Starbucks...
    They gotta put all that whiz-bang in it to jazz it up. [:(]

    I will say this... I DO like the little folded cardboard insulator cup sleeves...
    Pretty ingenious item right there. Wish I'd thought of that... I'd be retired... PERMANENT!
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    ChrisInTempeChrisInTempe Member Posts: 15,562
    edited November -1
    Pretty clever [:)]

    Infrequently I'll buy a Starbucks. Some of those iced coffee drinks are like a dessert.
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    jltrentjltrent Member Posts: 9,218 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Just don't go messin with sasquatch.
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    Horse Plains DrifterHorse Plains Drifter Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 39,407 ***** Forums Admin
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by gjshaw
    quote:Originally posted by Mercury
    What kind of self-respecting "redneck" drinks Starbucks? [:D]

    Are you a REAL redneck??????? [:0]


    Merc


    [:D][:D]. +1 [;)]
    Yeah, I'm a wonderin' too.[;)]
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    He DogHe Dog Member Posts: 50,964 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Don't let them razz you. Real men (like me) have Starbucks Gold Cards.
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    AlpineAlpine Member Posts: 15,061 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    One thing Starbucks is good for: They have free Wi-Fi!

    When they are next to a Subway, then you have something.
    ?The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.?
    Margaret Thatcher

    "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
    Mark Twain
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    1911a1-fan1911a1-fan Member Posts: 51,193 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Mercury
    What kind of self-respecting "redneck" drinks Starbucks? [:D]

    Are you a REAL redneck??????? [:0]


    Merc




    obviously a rich redneck, has money to burn[;)]
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    austin20austin20 Member Posts: 35,031 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by jltrent
    Just don't go messin with sasquatch.
    4 shore![:)]
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    Big Sky RedneckBig Sky Redneck Member Posts: 19,752 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Real men can drink Starbucks coffee that puts lead in the pencil [}:)] Try a cup of dark roast with a double hit of espresso, you will never go back to Maxwell House!

    Jerry, I know I'm ugly and look mean as hell but the ladies love me [:D][8D]
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    Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,372 ******
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by retroxler58
    quote:Originally posted by gjshaw
    quote:Originally posted by Mercury
    What kind of self-respecting "redneck" drinks Starbucks? [:D]

    Are you a REAL redneck??????? [:0]


    Merc


    [:D][:D]. +1 [;)]
    I'm gonna have to agree with this...

    Can't buy jus'a plain ol' cup o'Joe at Starbucks...
    They gotta put all that whiz-bang in it to jazz it up. [:(]

    I will say this... I DO like the little folded cardboard insulator cup sleeves...
    Pretty ingenious item right there. Wish I'd thought of that... I'd be retired... PERMANENT!


    Roberto, that is incorrecto.
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
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    wpagewpage Member Posts: 10,204 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Starbucks is anti gun and should not be supported.
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    cce1302cce1302 Member Posts: 9,555 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Big Sky Redneck
    Real men can drink Starbucks coffee that puts lead in the pencil [}:)] Try a cup of dark roast with a double hit of espresso, you will never go back to Maxwell House!

    Jerry, I know I'm ugly and look mean as hell but the ladies love me [:D][8D]


    I did that before Starbucks knew what it was.

    There was a place in Virginia I'd go to on Sunday mornings. Their dark roast was called "the beast." I only lived there for six months, but it got to where I'd walk in and the girl behind the counter would say "Beast with 2 shots"
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    RobOzRobOz Member Posts: 9,523 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    They wrote my name on a cup at vacation bible school, I was seven. I thought it was happy then and I think it's happy now.[:D]
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