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Got run over at Wal-Mart

grumpygygrumpygy Member Posts: 53,466
edited December 2012 in General Discussion
Some 300+ Lbs woman in one of those electric cart. All I did was stop and she ran up my back.

Think those things need to be banned.[V]
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  • txlawdogtxlawdog Member Posts: 10,039 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Fat womens or carts? Be more specific...[:D]
  • trapguy2007trapguy2007 Member Posts: 8,959
    edited November -1
    The 300 lb. woman or the cart ?
  • 45long45long Member Posts: 642 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Thats what you get for standing between her and the Elvis Plates and the Nascar Bath Towles
  • reloader44magreloader44mag Member Posts: 19,356 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    actually thats what ya get for going to Wal-Mart[:)].....sounds like she had your back though[:D]
  • babunbabun Member Posts: 11,497
    edited November -1
    You blew it!! Should have laid on the floor screaming and let saliva drip from your mouth.
    Start crying for a doctor {and lawyer}. Don't move your legs, {really important when EMS shows up}. You could have been the head manager of the sporting goods dept next week.[:D]
  • MudderChuckMudderChuck Member Posts: 4,105
    edited November -1
    Your lucky she didn't get you backing up, they may have had to surgically remove you from her *.
  • savage170savage170 Member Posts: 37,299 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
  • montanajoemontanajoe Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 54,270 ******
    edited November -1
    was she hot ???
  • reloader44magreloader44mag Member Posts: 19,356 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by grumpygy
    Some 300+ Lbs woman in one of those electric cart. All I did was stop and she ran up my back.

    Think those things need to be banned.[V]
    she was probably on her cell phone
  • xxx97xxx97 Member Posts: 5,721
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by reloader44mag
    actually thats what ya get for going to Wal-Mart[:)].....sounds like she had your back though[:D]
    [:D] funny!!
  • grumpygygrumpygy Member Posts: 53,466
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by txlawdog
    Fat womens or carts? Be more specific...[:D]


    Both
  • hk-91hk-91 Member Posts: 10,050
    edited November -1
  • bpostbpost Member Posts: 32,229 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    They got a song about that. "Grandma got ran over by a Reindeer".
  • CLINTFCLINTF Member Posts: 735 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by bpost
    They got a song about that. "Grandma got ran over by a Reindeer".


    But it would be "Grumpygy got run over by a fat chick..."
  • SCOUT5SCOUT5 Member Posts: 16,195 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    So your telling us you took it in the rear from a fat chick.... .............. interesting.

    Get any pictures?
  • SCOUT5SCOUT5 Member Posts: 16,195 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by CLINTF
    quote:Originally posted by bpost
    They got a song about that. "Grandma got ran over by a Reindeer".


    But it would be "Grumpygy got run over by a fat chick..."


    ......on his way to buy ammo at Wally's.......
  • retroxler58retroxler58 Member Posts: 32,652 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by SCOUT5
    quote:Originally posted by CLINTF
    quote:Originally posted by bpost
    They got a song about that. "Grandma got ran over by a Reindeer".


    But it would be "Grumpygy got run over by a fat chick..."


    ......on his way to buy ammo at Wally's.......
    ...You can say there's no such thing as 'lectric carts...
  • barbwiredbarbwired Member Posts: 8,254
    edited November -1
    When ya going back![:D]
  • SCOUT5SCOUT5 Member Posts: 16,195 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by retroxler58
    quote:Originally posted by SCOUT5
    quote:Originally posted by CLINTF
    quote:Originally posted by bpost
    They got a song about that. "Grandma got ran over by a Reindeer".


    But it would be "Grumpygy got run over by a fat chick..."


    ......on his way to buy ammo at Wally's.......
    ...You can say there's no such thing as 'lectric carts...



    ......But as for Grumpy and his hiney, they beleive........
  • retroxler58retroxler58 Member Posts: 32,652 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by SCOUT5
    quote:Originally posted by retroxler58
    quote:Originally posted by SCOUT5
    quote:Originally posted by CLINTF
    quote:Originally posted by bpost
    They got a song about that. "Grandma got ran over by a Reindeer".


    But it would be "Grumpygy got run over by a fat chick..."


    ......on his way to buy ammo at Wally's.......
    ...You can say there's no such thing as 'lectric carts...



    ......But as for Grumpy and his hiney, they beleive........
    ..... He'd been drinkin' to many Grape Slurpees...
    ..... And we'd begged him not to go....
  • SCOUT5SCOUT5 Member Posts: 16,195 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by retroxler58
    quote:Originally posted by SCOUT5
    quote:Originally posted by retroxler58
    quote:Originally posted by SCOUT5
    quote:Originally posted by CLINTF
    quote:Originally posted by bpost
    They got a song about that. "Grandma got ran over by a Reindeer".


    But it would be "Grumpygy got run over by a fat chick..."


    ......on his way to buy ammo at Wally's.......
    ...You can say there's no such thing as 'lectric carts...



    ......But as for Grumpy and his hiney, they beleive........
    ..... He'd been drinkin' to many Grape Slurpees...
    ..... And we'd begged him not to go....




    ........But Wally had a sale on ammo....

    ...... so out into the row he had to go...
  • CLINTFCLINTF Member Posts: 735 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by SCOUT5
    quote:Originally posted by retroxler58
    quote:Originally posted by SCOUT5
    quote:Originally posted by retroxler58
    quote:Originally posted by SCOUT5
    quote:Originally posted by CLINTF
    quote:Originally posted by bpost
    They got a song about that. "Grandma got ran over by a Reindeer".


    But it would be "Grumpygy got run over by a fat chick..."


    ......on his way to buy ammo at Wally's.......
    ...You can say there's no such thing as 'lectric carts...



    ......But as for Grumpy and his hiney, they beleive........
    ..... He'd been drinkin' to many Grape Slurpees...
    ..... And we'd begged him not to go....




    ........But Wally had a sale on ammo....

    ...... so out into the row he had to go...


    I actually laughed myself to tears!!!
  • retroxler58retroxler58 Member Posts: 32,652 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by SCOUT5
    quote:Originally posted by retroxler58
    quote:Originally posted by SCOUT5
    quote:Originally posted by retroxler58
    quote:Originally posted by SCOUT5
    quote:Originally posted by CLINTF
    quote:Originally posted by bpost
    They got a song about that. "Grandma got ran over by a Reindeer".


    But it would be "Grumpygy got run over by a fat chick..."


    ......on his way to buy ammo at Wally's.......
    ...You can say there's no such thing as 'lectric carts...



    ......But as for Grumpy and his hiney, they beleive........
    ..... He'd been drinkin' to many Grape Slurpees...
    ..... And we'd begged him not to go....




    ........But Wally had a sale on ammo....
    ...... so out into the row he had to go...
    ..... Then Sportin' goods found him lying face up on the floor...
    .... Spoutin' something 'bout a being run over by a..... fat chick....
  • barbwiredbarbwired Member Posts: 8,254
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by retroxler58
    quote:Originally posted by SCOUT5
    quote:Originally posted by retroxler58
    quote:Originally posted by SCOUT5
    quote:Originally posted by retroxler58
    quote:Originally posted by SCOUT5
    quote:Originally posted by CLINTF
    quote:Originally posted by bpost
    They got a song about that. "Grandma got ran over by a Reindeer".


    But it would be "Grumpygy got run over by a fat chick..."


    ......on his way to buy ammo at Wally's.......
    ...You can say there's no such thing as 'lectric carts...



    ......But as for Grumpy and his hiney, they beleive........
    ..... He'd been drinkin' to many Grape Slurpees...
    ..... And we'd begged him not to go....




    ........But Wally had a sale on ammo....
    ...... so out into the row he had to go...
    ..... Then Sportin' goods found him lying face up on the floor...
    .... Spoutin' something 'bout a being run over by a..... fat chick....

    And saying where's my toes...............
  • SCOUT5SCOUT5 Member Posts: 16,195 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by retroxler58
    quote:Originally posted by SCOUT5
    quote:Originally posted by retroxler58
    quote:Originally posted by SCOUT5
    quote:Originally posted by retroxler58
    quote:Originally posted by SCOUT5
    quote:Originally posted by CLINTF
    quote:Originally posted by bpost
    They got a song about that. "Grandma got ran over by a Reindeer".


    But it would be "Grumpygy got run over by a fat chick..."


    ......on his way to buy ammo at Wally's.......
    ...You can say there's no such thing as 'lectric carts...



    ......But as for Grumpy and his hiney, they beleive........
    ..... He'd been drinkin' to many Grape Slurpees...
    ..... And we'd begged him not to go....




    ........But Wally had a sale on ammo....
    ...... so out into the row he had to go...
    ..... Then Sportin' goods found him lying face up on the floor...
    .... Spoutin' something 'bout a being run over by a..... fat chick....



    ........There weren't a lot of signs of the attack.....
    .........except on Grumpy's hiney.....
    ........where she gave him a big smack.
  • retroxler58retroxler58 Member Posts: 32,652 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by barbwired
    quote:Originally posted by retroxler58
    quote:Originally posted by SCOUT5
    quote:Originally posted by retroxler58
    quote:Originally posted by SCOUT5
    quote:Originally posted by retroxler58
    quote:Originally posted by SCOUT5
    quote:Originally posted by CLINTF
    quote:Originally posted by bpost
    They got a song about that. "Grandma got ran over by a Reindeer".


    But it would be "Grumpygy got run over by a fat chick..."


    ......on his way to buy ammo at Wally's.......
    ...You can say there's no such thing as 'lectric carts...



    ......But as for Grumpy and his hiney, they beleive........
    ..... He'd been drinkin' to many Grape Slurpees...
    ..... And we'd begged him not to go....




    ........But Wally had a sale on ammo....
    ...... so out into the row he had to go...
    ..... Then Sportin' goods found him lying face up on the floor...
    .... Spoutin' something 'bout a being run over by a..... fat chick....

    And saying where's my toes...............

    ........There weren't a lot of signs of the attack.....
    .........except on Grumpy's hiney.....
    ........where she gave him a big smack.
    ......And for Grumpy and his hiney, they beleive........
  • countryfarmercountryfarmer Member Posts: 4,552
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by SCOUT5
    So your telling us you took it in the rear from a fat chick.... .............. interesting.

    Get any pictures?


    LMAO....[:D]
  • glock4Oglock4O Member Posts: 246 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by reloader44mag
    quote:Originally posted by grumpygy
    Some 300+ Lbs woman in one of those electric cart. All I did was stop and she ran up my back.

    Think those things need to be banned.[V]
    she was probably on her cell phone
    the brakes prolly failed[:D]
  • SCOUT5SCOUT5 Member Posts: 16,195 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Hey.........Someone tune that up and post it on youtube for us
  • retroxler58retroxler58 Member Posts: 32,652 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by SCOUT5
    Hey.........Someone tune that up and post it on youtube for us

    [:D][:D][:D][:D][^]
  • hk-91hk-91 Member Posts: 10,050
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by SCOUT5
    So your telling us you took it in the rear from a fat chick.... .............. interesting.

    Get any pictures?

    Your a sick sick sick person
    [:D][:D][:D]
  • grumpygygrumpygy Member Posts: 53,466
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by glock4O
    quote:Originally posted by reloader44mag
    quote:Originally posted by grumpygy
    Some 300+ Lbs woman in one of those electric cart. All I did was stop and she ran up my back.

    Think those things need to be banned.[V]
    she was probably on her cell phone
    the brakes prolly failed[:D]


    No they worked cause thats what made me jump most of the way from her. But them things were really Squeeling.
  • glock4Oglock4O Member Posts: 246 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    its prolly like a semi going down a hill with no breaks! yikes! she needs to find the nearest curb to run into[:D]
  • reloader44magreloader44mag Member Posts: 19,356 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    I hope you're ok and not scared from this visit to Wal_Mart....stay away
  • grumpygygrumpygy Member Posts: 53,466
    edited November -1
    Know for a fact I will not go on the 1st day of the month. Thats when all the druggies get their Food stamp Money.

    Should see the tweakers that come out of the wood work.

    Last time I was there on the 1st a gal broke down Crying in the cereal Isle cause there was too many choices.[:o)]
  • givettegivette Member Posts: 10,886
    edited November -1
    grumpygy: The only person at the VA hospital admissions that refused to say why he was there...
  • glock4Oglock4O Member Posts: 246 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by grumpygy
    Know for a fact I will not go on the 1st day of the month. Thats when all the druggies get their Food stamp Money.

    Should see the tweakers that come out of the wood work.

    Last time I was there on the 1st a gal broke down Crying in the cereal Isle cause there was too many choices.[:o)]
    she was prolly tryin to decide if she should by cereal or if she should save it for the next line of crack to sniff[:D]
  • grumpygygrumpygy Member Posts: 53,466
    edited November -1
    No she was Mumbling and crying "Why did there have to be so many choices" all she wanted was Raisin Brand and could not find it.

    Real sad, really you could tell before she got into drugs she was a real Looker. Now even If I still drank I would not touch it.
  • glock4Oglock4O Member Posts: 246 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by grumpygy
    No she was Mumbling and crying "Why did there have to be so many choices" all she wanted was Raisin Brand and could not find it.

    Real sad, really you could tell before she got into drugs she was a real Looker. Now even If I still drank I would not touch it.
    lol thats a rough one
  • n/an/a Member Posts: 168,427
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by countryfarmer
    quote:Originally posted by SCOUT5
    So your telling us you took it in the rear from a fat chick.... .............. interesting.

    Get any pictures?


    LMAO....[:D]



    +1 [:D]
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