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I just pooped my pants

IdahoboundIdahobound Member Posts: 20,584 ✭✭✭
edited October 2013 in General Discussion
Just got home and figured I would work on cleaning out the garage before winter. I was carrying a ladder down to the barn. As I rounded the corner I came face to face with a nice bull moose and a few yards to the left was a cow. I could have reached out and touch his nose. Luckily for me he turned and ran. Now I have to yo take a shower.
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    JnRockwallJnRockwall Member Posts: 16,350 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    He's probably telling his friends the same thing.

    "like yeah, ya know. just out of the blue some people rounds the corner with a ladder on his shoulder"
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    LaidbackDanLaidbackDan Member Posts: 13,143 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Would that be a natural repellent for moose?

    I know it would be for me
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    IdahoboundIdahobound Member Posts: 20,584 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by LaidbackDan
    Would that be a natural repellent for moose?

    I know it would be for me


    Just glad he didn't think it was a mating call.
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    austin20austin20 Member Posts: 34,982 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Maybe he just wanted to borrow the ladder.
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    IdahoboundIdahobound Member Posts: 20,584 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by austin20
    Maybe he just wanted to borrow the ladder.


    I left it on the ground for him for a few but he never came back for it
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    fishkiller41fishkiller41 Member Posts: 50,608
    edited November -1
    NEVER GO INTO MOOSE COUNTRY WITHOUT HEAVY ARTY!!!
    DAMMIT MAN!!! Who brought U UP?
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    fishkiller41fishkiller41 Member Posts: 50,608
    edited November -1
    Your winter meat stock would be now FULLY taken care of,and the threat of those DEMON mooses would be gone....dang-it man![V][V][V]
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    armilitearmilite Member Posts: 35,483 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Maybe there are some skeletal remains in your and the moose's future.[;)]
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    JnRockwallJnRockwall Member Posts: 16,350 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    If it had been a bad guy, you'd be dead.
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    woodhogwoodhog Member Posts: 13,115 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Excellent move actually. No one has ever been attacked by a moose when armed with a ladder.
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    montanajoemontanajoe Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 58,034 ******
    edited November -1
    ...your carry gun should've got him at that range,,[;)][;)][:0]
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    He DogHe Dog Member Posts: 50,958 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Thanks for sharing[xx(]
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    Tech141Tech141 Member Posts: 3,787 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Probably would have shat my skivvies too.
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    BikerBobBikerBob Member Posts: 2,748 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    No kidding don't you need a ladder to climb up and look them in the eye?

    They are as big as long legged draft horse, I don't know if I'd have dropped the ladder or messed myself first! Glad you are ok!
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    utbrowningmanutbrowningman Member Posts: 2,723 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8j8jVFTOV5Y
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    Laredo LeftyLaredo Lefty Member Posts: 13,451 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    He probably thought the ladder was your antlers and it was bigger than his.... that's why he ran.
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    MercuryMercury Member Posts: 7,809 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    They have moose in Idaho? I didn't know that. I thought they were only in Maine and Alaska. Who knew? (Not me!)


    Merc
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    cnsaycnsay Member Posts: 1,373 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Mercury
    They have moose in Idaho? I didn't know that. I thought they were only in Maine and Alaska. Who knew? (Not me!)


    Merc


    There are some left the wolves haven't eaten yet. Getting less and less in the north part of the state.
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    bartman45bartman45 Member Posts: 3,008 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Probably just Bullwinkle....
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    guntech59guntech59 Member Posts: 23,187 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by fishkiller41
    NEVER GO INTO MOOSE COUNTRY WITHOUT HEAVY ARTY!!!
    DAMMIT MAN!!! Who brought U UP?


    A .243 should take care of that.
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    PacManPacMan Member Posts: 1,555 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by JnRockwall
    He's probably telling his friends the same thing.




    ...yeah...on MOOSEBROKER.COM.[:D]
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    diver-rigdiver-rig Member Posts: 6,342 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Mercury
    They have moose in Idaho? I didn't know that. I thought they were only in Maine and Alaska. Who knew? (Not me!)


    Merc


    Have 'em in minnersota and Sconie(Wisconsin) too.
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    Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,317 ******
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Mercury
    They have moose in Idaho? I didn't know that. I thought they were only in Maine and Alaska. Who knew? (Not me!)


    Merc
    I see more moose during elk season, than elk.
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
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    Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,317 ******
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Idahobound
    Just got home and figured I would work on cleaning out the garage before winter. I was carrying a ladder down to the barn. As I rounded the corner I came face to face with a nice bull moose and a few yards to the left was a cow. I could have reached out and touch his nose. Luckily for me he turned and ran. Now I have to yo take a shower.
    I wonder if he saw the ladder as a rack? I know young males are pretty easily intimidated by big antlers.
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
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    Don McManusDon McManus Member Posts: 23,489 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Pics or it never happened.

    Don
    Freedom and a submissive populace cannot co-exist.

    Brad Steele
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    gruntledgruntled Member Posts: 8,218 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    I actually did that once. I blew a tire on my motorcycle at 70 MPH. Do you have any idea how hard it is to push a motorcycle with your pants full of poop? I am really glad they don't have tubes in the tires anymore.
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    awindsawinds Member Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Don McManus
    Pics or it never happened.

    Don


    I don't want to see a pic of crappy drawers.[xx(]
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    roswellnativeroswellnative Member Posts: 10,131 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    youll never catch me posting in a poopy thread[:p][:p][:p]

    Moose... now your talkin! he saw a 24 * 24 and didnt want to fight
    Although always described as a cowboy, Roswellnative generally acts as a righter of wrongs or bodyguard of some sort, where he excels thanks to his resourcefulness and incredible gun prowesses.
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    Don McManusDon McManus Member Posts: 23,489 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by awinds
    quote:Originally posted by Don McManus
    Pics or it never happened.

    Don


    I don't want to see a pic of crappy drawers.[xx(]


    Where is your head?

    I wanted to see the moose.

    That is just disgusting.
    Freedom and a submissive populace cannot co-exist.

    Brad Steele
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    grumpygygrumpygy Member Posts: 53,466 ✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Mr. Perfect
    quote:Originally posted by Mercury
    They have moose in Idaho? I didn't know that. I thought they were only in Maine and Alaska. Who knew? (Not me!)


    Merc
    I see more moose during elk season, than elk.


    Just heard we have Moose even here in Oregon. Ttat I did not know.


    I ran into a Bull elk out in the wood the day before hunting season. All I had with me was my camera and I was so scared I forgot I even had that. He was way to close and was wanting to protect his girls.
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