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English Humor
TooBig
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Subject: English Humour
The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire
length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well
dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle.
The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"
The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular
"Americans are so rude. My little Fifi...she is using that seat."
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was
under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."
She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"
This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little
dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.
The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honour! This American
should be put in his place!"
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans
often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the
fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the
road and now, Sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong * out of the
window
The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire
length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well
dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle.
The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"
The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular
"Americans are so rude. My little Fifi...she is using that seat."
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was
under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."
She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"
This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little
dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.
The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honour! This American
should be put in his place!"
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans
often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the
fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the
road and now, Sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong * out of the
window
Comments
,,,[:D][:o)],,,, I stole that,,,,,,
Me, too! [:D]
On a trip to the north of Scotland, the train
passed through some very sparsely populated
countryside. One of my friends made the comment
that there were so few people in evidence.... and
the little Scottish woman across the aisle from
us chimed in that "we Scots bread for quality,
not quantity".
From my English uncle- A popular make of car in England was the Vauxhall. Most days, the poor sod that owns one vaux hall the way to work, and vaux hall the way home
The joke used to be that the heated rear window was for keeping your hands warm while you pushed it to the garage for repair [:D]
[:)][:)][:)]LMAO !!!!!
Sort of like why the British drink warm beer-
Lucas also makes refrigerators......