How To Install A Home Security System In The South

bigfoot_4

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns and Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba, Me, Big Jim, Duke and Slim went for more ammunition.
Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.


Better wait outside.

'*'

bigfoot_4

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16
work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo
Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more ammunition. ?Back
in an hour. ?Don't mess with the pit bulls-- they attacked the mailman
this morning and messed him up real bad. ?I don't think Killer took part
in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.

Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. You better wait
outside.

'*'

dan kelly

[;)] and you should always leave a few empty 50 cal shells laying where people can see them real easy...oh, and a few drops of blood on the path don`t hurt any either[}:)]

awinds

[:D][:D][:D]
Good one !!

savage170

here is the high dollar version
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Horse Plains Drifter

Pretty good![:D]

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I've seen it before...but it's a good one.

11b6r

1. get chalk from store 2. Draw outline of human figure holding crowbar on sidewalk 3. splash ketchup on ground near outline 4. drop 2 fired 12 guage shells on ground near outline