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Democrat National Convention Agenda

dheffleydheffley Member Posts: 25,000
edited September 2006 in General Discussion
Democrat National Convention Agenda

6:00 p.m. - Opening flag burning ceremony.

6:05 p.m. - Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton.

6:30 p.m. - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand.

6:40 pm. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
6:45 p.m. - Video showing how Bush Administration planned and carried out 9/11.

7:00 p.m. - Tribute theme to France.

7:10 p.m. - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.

7:25 p .m. - Tribute theme to Germany.

7:45 p.m. - Anti-war rally (Moderated by Michael Moore)

8:25 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:30 p.m. - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
8:35 p. m. - Hillary gives demonstration on how to roll eyes to show disapproval.

9:00 p.m. - Gay marriage ceremony (both male and female couples).

9:30.p.m. - * Intermission *

10:00.p.m. - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins.

10:10 p.m. - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.

10:20 p.m. - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:21 p.m. - Joe Biden explains how illegal immigrants can qualify for Section 8 housing and subsidized rent, food stamps, free (no deductible, no co-pay) health care, free breakfasts and lunches for kids at school, relief from high energy bills, and finally, arguments for bilingual teachers and books.

10:25 p.m. - Al Gore shows how many free tenements could be built if we eliminate only one branch of the armed services.

10:30 p.m. - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.

10:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:45 p.m. - Ray Nagan presents evidence showing how George Bush caused Katrina.
10:46 p.m. -Ray Nagan explains how FEMA prevented deployment of New Orleanscity buses.
10:47 p.m. -Kathleen Blanco speech on subject of "How to Get Elected Without a Shred of Credibility"
10:48 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

10:50 p.m. - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.

11:00 p.m. - Multiple gay marriage ceremony (threesomes, mixed and same sex). Rep. Barney Frank (D,Mass.), Sponsor.

11:15 p.m. - Maximizing Welfare workshop.

11:30 p.m. - "Free Saddam," pep Rally.

11:50 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:00 a.m. - Nomination of Democratic candidate

12:30 a.m. - until - How to raise taxes on the people that actually work for a living and can support themselves,
12:35 a.m. -Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

Any chance we could get Ted Kennedy to drive HillaryHomefrom the convention?

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