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Another stink'n virus

tapwatertapwater Member Posts: 10,336 ✭✭✭
edited May 2006 in General Discussion
Virus Warning - Bedtimes

If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not
open it !

Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on
your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet
of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your
credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on
your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt
to play.

It will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers.
This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.
It will drink ALL your beer!

FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??
It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting
company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine.
If the "Bedtimes" message is opened in a Windows environment, it will leave
the toilet seat up and leave your hairdryer plugged in dangerously close to
a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your
mattresses
and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
***
WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN!

***
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard
that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you,
sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.

Send this warning to everyone!!!

THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD!

Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!!

And look at you - you're on the computer!!!!...[:D]

Comments

  • Flyin_PaulieFlyin_Paulie Member Posts: 857 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by tapwater

    Virus Warning - Bedtimes

    If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not
    open it !

    Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on
    your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet
    of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your
    credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on
    your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt
    to play.

    It will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers.
    This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
    IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.
    It will drink ALL your beer!

    FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??
    It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting
    company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine.
    If the "Bedtimes" message is opened in a Windows environment, it will leave
    the toilet seat up and leave your hairdryer plugged in dangerously close to
    a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your
    mattresses
    and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
    ***
    WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN!

    ***
    And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard
    that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you,
    sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.

    Send this warning to everyone!!!

    THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD!

    Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!!

    And look at you - you're on the computer!!!!...[:D]



    Thanks for the heads up, I'll read it completly in a little while. I'm having sex right now.[:D]
  • HappyNanoqHappyNanoq Member Posts: 12,023
    edited November -1
    Hmm, seems I've had that virus for quite some time...

    [:D]
  • lazeruslazerus Member Posts: 1,950 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Got Mac. Don't get viruses, sounds like fun though. [8D]
  • He DogHe Dog Member Posts: 51,593 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Lazerus, if you really believe Mac's can't get viruses, you are living in a fools paradise.

    You cannot however get a virus opening an e-mail. Unless you open the attachment.
  • lazeruslazerus Member Posts: 1,950 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Didn't say can't, said don't.
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