Texas Air Traffic Control

ATF

Texas Air Traffic Control

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared to land
eastbound on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised !!"

Dallas ATC "Tower to Iran Air 711 -- You are cleared to land westbound on
runway 9R."

Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's
runway 9R. - Allah is Great !!"

Pause: Static.............

Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"

Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING
IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS
PLEASE!!!"

Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah

'hey' for us -- ya hear?" [:D]

Horse Plains Drifter

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]
Better get a buncha a dem dare virgins reddy.

KSUmarksman

2 threats with zero missiles, Maverick eat your heart out [8D]

mpolans

Dumb joke. Lame content and factually flawed. I'm sure all the pilots on here will soon tell you what runway would be opposite 9R.

Roadkill

27L

zipperzap

Nice visual![:D][:D][:D]

lazerus

Do it again cowboy that was fun. [:D]