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Problem Solved

MuddBuggMuddBugg Member Posts: 107 ✭✭✭
edited May 2006 in General Discussion
My mailbox is being flooded with mail concerning gas prices and illegal immigrants. To boycott oil companies or not; to provide amnesty to illegal immigrants or not, etc.

Since I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed by the
Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc. I have elected to solve the problems as they affect me. It solves both my gas and illegal immigrant problems.

I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car. They're plentiful and
cheaper than buying gas.
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  • MuddBuggMuddBugg Member Posts: 107 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    In response to Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton's complaints that there are not enough Black and Hispanic people appearing on TV, the Network has decided that in the future "America's Most Wanted" will be shown 'TWICE' weekly.

    Thanks Wes
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  • MuddBuggMuddBugg Member Posts: 107 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    new york state legislature just approved gay marriage...it is a comfort to know that of all the great problems swamping AMERICA this social engineering issue has garnered the time and attention to reach its conclusion...this country is so lost
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  • MuddBuggMuddBugg Member Posts: 107 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I started cutting down an elm tree a month ago, then got to a point I could not climb higher and take upper limbs off. I put my thinking cap on this morning and nailed small pices of lumber to the tree as foot-holds to climb on to get where I needed to be, about 40 feet up to cut the rest of the limbs off and then top the tree off and all the way down.

    The neighbors said they were ready to call 911 when they saw me 40 feet up in the tree with the chain saw !
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  • sheepdipsheepdip Member Posts: 3,124
    edited November -1
    I like it.
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  • RamtinxxlRamtinxxl Member Posts: 9,480
    edited November -1
    So now it's MPP? Miles per peon?
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  • spryorspryor Member Posts: 9,155
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by MuddBugg
    My mailbox is being flooded with mail concerning gas prices and illegal immigrants. To boycott oil companies or not; to provide amnesty to illegal immigrants or not, etc.

    Since I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed by the
    Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc. I have elected to solve the problems as they affect me. It solves both my gas and illegal immigrant problems.

    I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car. They're plentiful and
    cheaper than buying gas.


    Good one.
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  • lazeruslazerus Member Posts: 1,950 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Skin a couple of them and make a set of reigns and harnesses and get them to pull.
    More efficient,
    But don't let them p00p on the street.
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