Period euphemisms

alledan

Miss Scarlett's Come Home to Tara

Trolling for Vampires

A Dishonorable Discharge from the Uterine Navy

Saddling Old Rusty

Feelin' Menstru-riffic!

Clean-Up in Aisle One

Massacre at the Y

T-Minus 9 Months and Holding

Game Day for the Crimson Tide

Panty Shields Up, Captain!

Taking Carrie to the Prom

Playing Banjo in Sgt. Zygote's Ragtime Band

Ordering l'Omelette Rouge

Arts and Crafts Week at Panty Camp

Rebooting the Ovarian Operating System

Aunt Floe is visiting

He Dog

Well isn't that special. And pointless.

scottm21166

what did you put in your AM coffee? YUK[xx(]

BlueTic

It is really bad enough that the feminests have more panty liner comercials on during prime time TV than we have beer comercials. Now you gotta bring it to a "GUN" board - Shame, Shame[:p][:p][:D]

surbat6

Never trust anything that bleeds for five days every month and doesn't die.

zipperzap

Well, we don't use any of THOSE terms BUT we have a little
early warning system to keep ME outta trouble around
here when there are those clouds on my HORIZON OF
LIFE!

She hangs this sign over the head of our bed about once
a month!

... it falls under ... 'Words For The Wise!'

I've been VERY WISE now ... for about 25 years![:D][:D][:D]

lazerus

How can you tell if a Messican is on the rag?

Shes only wearing one sock.

Hey I didn't start it.