Words, Phrases..You Have Not Heard In

COLT

...years?

Heard one yesterday...a guy describing his trunk on his car...."Turtle Hull"...[:D]

spryor

Seems I seen someone recently refer to their truck as a boot.

jimbowby

--How about--"I won't be home till the cows come in"[xx(][xx(]-JIMBO

CHGOTHNDER

Favorite Phrase, "I love you more than a hog loves slop" My dad used to tell me that all the time[:(] I miss riding with him.

2nd favorite is " You use your tongue better than a $20.00 wh@re"

PJ

JamesRK

Hotter than a two dollar pistol.

v35

Icebox, iceman, trolley, Melloroll,icecream parlor, icecream soda, penny ices, roller skating, 1000 mile grease and oil change, hot patches,knickers, Pfleuger reel, flatfish, river runt, bicycle clip,
carbide lamp, washing board, Lifeboy soap, Burma Shave, 4Fer,Ruptured Duck, 50 mission crush, garter belt, girdle, keep your seams straight,
straighten up and fly right, gay meaning happy, in a family way, zip gun. pegged pants, zoot suit, Ducks *, wedgies...........

whiteclouder

Hey v35, I'd say you were born in 42, give or take a couple years.

Clouder..

scottm21166

boss, gripein, killer,...right on , far out

CountryGunsmith

Useless as a hip pocket on a chicken.
Looking at me like a treeful of owls (when you get a dumb stare).

mowart

Computer core memory, computer card punch, B+ voltage, hybrid radio, flat head Ford, wedge head Chrysler, Offenhauser heads, sterilizer (in a MD's office), polio shots, swamp cooler for cars, church key, woody, straight eight, shine, Lee Petty, Junior Johnson, glass pack

Cameroon

You're about as funny as a screen door on a submarine.

p3skyking

PDQ, a month of Sundays, slow as molassass in winter, slow as Christmas, what's your sign?, fifteen dollars for a bag, a hot dish, that's just swell, cut a rug, paint the town red, don't play me for a sap, a double sawbuck, dressed to the nines, a wagon greasing, cross my palm,

tacking1

cute as a spotted puppy under a wagon (on christmas morn).

GeoMan42

"Hotter than a fox in a hen house"

tacking1

drunk as a nine eyed duck

rich as 4' up a bull's hieney

jimbowby

[8D]--That joke was as funny as a fart in a spacesuit!![xx(][xx(]--JIMBO

mond

my old apprentice was : as much use as a chocolate fireguard!!
& as tall as a parralised pi88!!

[:D]

scottm21166

colder than a well diggers *
lazy as a louisianna moon
fast as a cat with his tail on fire
hard as a honeymoon rick (sorry richard)
regular as haileys comet
dumb, like a fox

zipperzap

B*tchin, F***'in-A and a lot more from the
60's!

Remember RF'n ... and being RF'd!?[:D][:D][:D]

RUGERGUNZ

As useless as tits on a bull.

n/a

One that hasnt been heard in a very very long time...



I'm sorry.....



Think about it guys....

oneeyedokie

your is funny as a one legged man in a * kickin contest.

busier than a cat coverin up bababooey.

"i got a good deal on my truck" yeah thats like a sore di*k ya can't beat it

tapwater

..It's rainin' like a cow pissin' on a flat rock

..She could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch....(sorry) poof if you must
..Cheater slicks

..Baby moons

..Loose as a goose

..Tighter than a bull's * in fly season

DancesWithSheep

"Weapons of Mass Destruction"; "Shock and Awe"; "...a government of the people, by the people, for the people"; "Is this a great country or what?".

He Dog

It has been a while since I heard anyone say antidisestablishmentarianism, and I think that is like totally awesom.

fugawe

Stepdad used to describe the location of his ranch as......."It aint the end of the world but you can see it from there with a good pair of binoculars".
"Harder to hang onto that a soup sandwich".

NickCWinter

Scares me, and I'm fearless.
You're putting me on.

He Dog

Nick, man you gotta be putting me on![}:)]

zipperzap

quote:BlackRoses:
I'm sorry.....

LOL ... funny thta you mentioned that.

I just got off the phone with one of my
son's friends who dared his girlfriend
to, "Go ahead, walk out that door!" last
night.

I asked him what he felt about that.

... and he said, 'I'm sorry ... I did!'

Nice timing![:D]

Queen of Swords

"Far out"
"Groovy"
"Outa sight"
"Right on"

n/a

I wasnt really referring to relationships, zip, but more along the lines of an accident etc..

No one says I am sorry, its always "Its your fault I ran into you", I am going to sue...No one takes responsibility for their own actions and if it causes some one else's hurt, they dont care, its the persons fault for being there...

COLT

He Dog quote:It has been a while since I heard anyone say antidisestablishmentarianism, and I think that is like totally awesom.

...uh, is that a disease?

like pnuemoniaultramicroscopicsilicavolcanosis?...just wondered...[:D]

Henry0Reilly

Up your nose with a rubber hose.

JamesRK

Too many irons in the fire.

PJ

Uglier than a tree full of owls.
Pete

FrancF

Slower than the second comming of christ.[:D]

jwade311

How bout this

"Dang, gas just hit $1 a gallon!!! Is it ever gonna go back down??"

"Look at the bababooeyter on that critter"

"Queer as a football bat"

And when was the last time anybody got a hand written letter?

47studebaker

Man some of these 'tripped my trigger'

v35

King pins and bushings, Smittys, fender skirts, "airplane shocks",
Zephyr gears in Ford trannies, 1134 rear end, Southwind gas heaters,
lead sled, ripple disks, duals, echo cans, slipper pistons, pouring babbitt bearings, chopped and channeled, Fordillac.
Ariel Square Four, Matchless, Sunbeam, Douglass, Vincent, AJS, Gilera,
MV Agusta, primary chaincase, master link, half link, link and a half,
Pageboy, flattop, Pompador,hair pin, bobby pin, barret, chinile bedspreads, tape to remove chinile from uniform, pro kit, GI Gin, spit shine, Blitz cloth, low quarters, class B's, cxxt cap, sun tans,
garrison cap.
Victrola, "A" & "B" portable radio batteries, Esso Golden Extra, Gulf Blue Crest, 15 cent bottle oil, Woolworths, Kresge,Lamston, Automat
Free tuition.

He Dog

Bloviator: http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=antidisestablishmentarianism

temblor

COOL......... [8D]