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Whats a great way to send a islamofascist to hell?

PieceofpaperPieceofpaper Member Posts: 1,496 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited September 2006 in General Discussion
Lesbians kissing in front of them while wrestling in a pool of dead pig?


Ideas?

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  • spanielsellsspanielsells Member Posts: 12,498
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Pieceofpaper
    Lesbians kissing in front of them while wrestling in a pool of dead pig?


    Ideas?
    Just tell them that Mohammud was a homosexual pig-screwer and then tattoo a picture of him on the guy.
  • HAIRYHAIRY Member Posts: 23,606
    edited November -1
    Convert the poor soul to Judaism or Christianity.
  • buschmasterbuschmaster Member Posts: 14,229 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    make him drink a bottle of vodka, chase it down with 3 ham sandwiches, since he doesn't drink he'll be really drunk when you make him watch some britney speers and madonna videos (throw in some Barry Manilow occasionally to make him scream), put a turban on him shaped like a bomb, wait until he has to pee and whip a large poster-sized picture of allah under him to pee on, tell him George Bush screwed his mother when he was away from the tent, bring in some naked chicks with korans strapped all over them to do lap dances (make sure the korands are in all the right.. uuhh.. spot [:)]), dress him up like an orthodox jew, strap him between 2 pigs and roll him down a 5000 foot mountain, lop his dingy off (and those of the pigs too, I guess) and make him eat them, tell him Osama is a fag, bury him up to his head in the sand at Daytona Beach during spring break, tie him to a table and wheel him along in a Gay Pride march through San Francisco, tie him to a post in the middle of a gay square dance, put him on the Dr. Phil show, roll him around in hog turds and sprinkle bbq sauce all over it for some more hogs to lick it off.
  • spanielsellsspanielsells Member Posts: 12,498
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by buschmaster
    make him drink a bottle of vodka, chase it down with 3 ham sandwiches, since he doesn't drink he'll be really drunk when you make him watch some britney speers and madonna videos (throw in some Barry Manilow occasionally to make him scream), put a turban on him shaped like a bomb, wait until he has to pee and whip a large poster-sized picture of allah under him to pee on, tell him George Bush screwed his mother when he was away from the tent, bring in some naked chicks with korans strapped all over them to do lap dances (make sure the korands are in all the right.. uuhh.. spot [:)]), dress him up like an orthodox jew, strap him between 2 pigs and roll him down a 5000 foot mountain, lop his dingy off (and those of the pigs too, I guess) and make him eat them, tell him Osama is a fag, bury him up to his head in the sand at Daytona Beach during spring break, tie him to a table and wheel him along in a Gay Pride march through San Francisco, tie him to a post in the middle of a gay square dance, put him on the Dr. Phil show, roll him around in hog turds and sprinkle bbq sauce all over it for some more hogs to lick it off.
    Tell us how you really feel.
  • buschmasterbuschmaster Member Posts: 14,229 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by HAIRY
    Convert the poor soul to Judaism or Christianity.
    that's too much
  • buschmasterbuschmaster Member Posts: 14,229 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    oohh, I don't even know what I said about that last part with the bbq sauce, now that I think about it... [}:)][:)][}:)][:)]
  • bpostbpost Member Posts: 32,669 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by buschmaster
    make him drink a bottle of vodka, chase it down with 3 ham sandwiches, since he doesn't drink he'll be really drunk when you make him watch some britney speers and madonna videos (throw in some Barry Manilow occasionally to make him scream), put a turban on him shaped like a bomb, wait until he has to pee and whip a large poster-sized picture of allah under him to pee on, tell him George Bush screwed his mother when he was away from the tent, bring in some naked chicks with korans strapped all over them to do lap dances (make sure the korands are in all the right.. uuhh.. spot [:)]), dress him up like an orthodox jew, strap him between 2 pigs and roll him down a 5000 foot mountain, lop his dingy off (and those of the pigs too, I guess) and make him eat them, tell him Osama is a fag, bury him up to his head in the sand at Daytona Beach during spring break, tie him to a table and wheel him along in a Gay Pride march through San Francisco, tie him to a post in the middle of a gay square dance, put him on the Dr. Phil show, roll him around in hog turds and sprinkle bbq sauce all over it for some more hogs to lick it off.


    You have a wonderfully twisted, creative mind....[:)]
  • nemesisenforcernemesisenforcer Member Posts: 10,513 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by HAIRY
    Convert the poor soul to Judaism or Christianity.


    are you trying to become so absurd and ridiculuous you become a pardoy of yourself? Because its working.
  • Happy GuyHappy Guy Member Posts: 677 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by HAIRY
    Convert the poor soul to Judaism or Christianity.


    how would you know ?
  • thunderboltthunderbolt Member Posts: 6,041 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Hairy is wrong. If the Islamofascist truly becomes a Christian, then he will eventually go to heaven.
  • Jake_S-83Jake_S-83 Member Posts: 2,333 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    i dont know where this general order crap comes from, but theres liqour stores all over this country. im getting tired of huffing canned air and sharpies here. [;)][:D][:p]
  • jonkjonk Member Posts: 10,121
    edited November -1
    Just walk up to him and say, "I baptize you in the name of the father, son, and holy ghost." Do so. Gag him so he can't recant. Dip a bullet in pigs blood. Shoot him.
  • 7.62x397.62x39 Member Posts: 1,994 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by jonk
    Just walk up to him and say, "I baptize you in the name of the father, son, and holy ghost." Do so. Gag him so he can't recant. Dip a bullet in pigs blood. Shoot him.


    yeah...or just shoot him[:)]
  • elkoholicelkoholic Member Posts: 5,130
    edited November -1
    If we a talking about an individual then send him slowly. Groups of two or more should be sent as quickly and efficiently as possible.
  • kristovkristov Member Posts: 6,633
    edited November -1
    make him watch some britney speers and madonna videos [and] throw in some Barry Manilow occasionally to make him scream

    I believe there was another post about the US following the Laws Of War...That would be just TOO much!
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