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Grandma's "Boyfriend"
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Grandma's "Boyfriend"
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>> A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing
>> with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up >> and
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>> said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa
>> went to heaven?"
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>> Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my
>> bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel
>> good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my
>> boyfriend."
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>> Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She
>> started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus.
>> Frustrated, she started hitting the bac kside of the TV hoping to fix
> the
>> problem.
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>> The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the
>> door and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello son;
>> is your Grandma home?" The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the
>> bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."
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>> The minister fainted.
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>> Now, that right there is funny.....I don't care who you are!!!
>> >>
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>>
>> A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing
>> with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up >> and
>
>> said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa
>> went to heaven?"
>>
>>
>> Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my
>> bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel
>> good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my
>> boyfriend."
>>
>>
>> Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She
>> started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus.
>> Frustrated, she started hitting the bac kside of the TV hoping to fix
> the
>> problem.
>>
>>
>> The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the
>> door and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello son;
>> is your Grandma home?" The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the
>> bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."
>>
>>
>> The minister fainted.
>>
>>
>>
>> >>
>> Now, that right there is funny.....I don't care who you are!!!
>> >>