COPS

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I love this show. Criminals are so stupid. Here are some of my favorite situations.....

Police pull over a car, get an occupant out of the vehicle and then find drugs in the center console. The interview goes like this...

Cop - "so whose drugs are those?"
Suspect - "i dont know whose drugs those are, i dont do drugs sir"
Cop - "well they are in your car and your custody"
Suspect - " i swear to god sir, i've never seen those drugs before, i'm telling you the truth, i dont know how they got there"
Cop - "have you ever been arrested before ?"
Suspect - "i dunno"
Cop- "you dont know ? how many times have you been arested?"
Suspect -" 11 times"
Cop - "11 times ? for what?"
Suspect - "just some bullbababooey i didnt do"
Cop - "like what?"
Suspect - "possesion of drugs"

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I like the police. I think they are necessary and good. However, it seems like every male friend I have hates them. Is it just male macho crap or what ? I believe the institution of law and police officers is good and I think most police officers personally are good people. I dont think they are racist, I dont think they want to frame people, I dont think they are corrupt and lie and I think they want to do their jobs honestly and correctly.
I have had many encounters with the police and although I have been pissed sometimes I still support them. What would society be like without police ?

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This is about right. [:D]

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They shoot a fake gator 2 times and real hero 61 times?

wth is going on in law enforcement nowa days?

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The show cops, is it anti gun or what? Was watching an episode and some guys, were burglarizing this place, the cops caught em, one had a gun , (stolen) after the perps were hauled away, one cop said to the other "Well we got another gun off the street" Not one word about the crooks, or the gun thief, or the illegal possession of the gun.



"A wise man is a man that realizes just how little he knows"
BIG DOG

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"I dont care how thin you make a pancake, it still has two sides"

"A wise man is a man that realizes just how little he knows"

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I'm watching the show Cops while at work right now and I just saw one with a paintball gun. I guess they took notes from Dog? [:o)]

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A policeman pulled over a driver he observed talking on a cell phone while driving. He walked up to the car and asked the man if he knew it was illegal to use a cell phone while driving.

The man replied: "I don't even own a cell phone, just ask my wife."

The officer looked to the wife.

She responded: "One thing I have learned in twenty years of marriage is not to argue with him when he is drunk."