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A funny note on airline security

idsman75idsman75 Member Posts: 13,398 ✭✭✭
edited April 2002 in General Discussion
Almost 150 years. ago, President Lincoln found it
necessary to hire a private investigator - Mr. Alan
Pinkerton. He was actually the beginning of the
Secret Service.

Since that time federal police authority has grown to
a large number of lettered agencies - FBI, CIA, INS,
IRS, DEA, BATF, SS, ATF, etc...

Now comes the "Federal Air Transportation Airport
Security Service"

Can't you see it now, the new service in thier black
outfits with their initials in large white letters
across their backs?

F.A.T.A.S.S

The skies will be safe once again!



SSG idsman75, U.S. ARMY

Comments

  • wipalawipala Member Posts: 11,067
    edited November -1
    The head of it has to be a female. Then everyone would talk about the F.A.T.A.S.S. woman and her F.A.T.A.S.S. workers.


    Almost as good as the abreviation of B.A.T.F. agent
    BATFAg.
  • badboybobbadboybob Member Posts: 1,658 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I like it, I like it.

    PC=BS
  • poolshotpoolshot Member Posts: 548 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Rosie O. could head it up.
  • MercuryMercury Member Posts: 7,830 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Hehehe....when I lived in Fairfield CA, a few years ago, their "Fairfield Area Regional Transit" system (the buses) had F.A.R.T. on the side of them in big letters!

    Never failed to crack me up......typical government.

    Merc



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  • n/an/a Member Posts: 168,427
    edited November -1
    Awsome acronym! I am quite sure it will fit.

    "We become what we habitually do. If we act rightly, we become upright men. If we habitually act wrongly, or weakly, we become weak and corrupt" - *ARISTOTLE*

    **Like Grandad used to say--"It'll feel better when it quits hurtin"
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