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People You would love to Slap!

Jody CommanderJody Commander Member Posts: 855 ✭✭✭✭
edited August 2002 in General Discussion
I enjoyed posting the names of people I would like to slap on the other topic so much, I thought I would start a whole new topic!
This time not just for Me, but for everybody else here, So post away, tell us who you would like to slap. (besides Me!)
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  • interstatepawnllcinterstatepawnllc Member Posts: 9,390
    edited November -1
    Oh please,....Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Don King, Louis Farrakhan, Joe Isuzu, The Dell Dweeb, Al Gore, Sarah Brady, Brittany Spears, Charlie Tuna, Everybody on 7th Heaven, Ted Kennedy, Prince Charles, The list goes on..................................................!!



    Edited by - interstatepawnllc on 08/18/2002 21:37:30
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  • leeblackmanleeblackman Member Posts: 5,303 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    wow, insterstatepawn practially covered everyone I was going to say. I'll just add Bill and Hillary Clinton to that.

    If I'm wrong please correct me, I won't be offended.

    The sound of a 12 gauge pump clears a house fatser than Rosie O eats a Big Mac !
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  • futureswinefutureswine Member Posts: 12
    edited November -1
    The only thing I would like to slap on Britney Spears is not her face.

    William Mcghee
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  • guns-n-painthorsesguns-n-painthorses Member Posts: 6,462 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Holy cow, It's a slap-a-thon!
    Mr. Faracoon, For being the biggest racist, piece of s#it that he is! He wants to call me whitey, cracker, *, or whatever. Well, then I can call him a *, toby, spade, or whatever.

    Go ahead, edit it!
    The fact is that if he can say it about me, then I can say it about him!
    Seem's fair, right?

    What did I ever do to him?

    What a piece of dogs#it.


    Got Guns?
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  • RosieRosie Member Posts: 14,525 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    What guns-n-painthorses said, IN SPADES!!!
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  • Harleeman1030Harleeman1030 Member Posts: 1,505 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Yep G&P but also every black man who says i am to blame for his faults...And Clintons mommy and daddy for having sex in the first dam place

    Harleeman1030@aol.com

    Be quiet honey i know what i am doing ...
    !!!!!KaBOOM!!!!!
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  • Jody CommanderJody Commander Member Posts: 855 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Charlie the TUNA!


    .......Damn!
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  • guns-n-painthorsesguns-n-painthorses Member Posts: 6,462 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    And just to think,
    When I was born, I hated no one....
    When I was 14, I thought I hated my parents......
    When I started paying taxes, I hated freeloaders......
    When they banned assault weapons, I hated the goverment......
    After I had kids of my own, I hated anyone who would jepordize their future........
    And the list goes on and on.

    I learn to hate people for the way they treat me and my family.
    So am I a racist? I don't know. You tell me.


    Got Guns?
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  • Josey1Josey1 Member Posts: 9,598 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Every single damned pantywaste bleeding heart liberal.

    "If cowardly and dishonorable men sometimes shoot unarmed men with army pistols or guns, the evil must be prevented by the penitentiary and gallows, and not by a general deprivation of a constitutional privilege." - Arkansas Supreme Court, 1878
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  • armed_ femalearmed_ female Member Posts: 1,222 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    yep all of those ...and the stupid, drunk bums that come in my store to buy more beer and cant stand up..and the punk kids that get pi**ed when I ask for an ID...let's see have I left anyone out..oh yeah..morons that can't read the signs that say PRE PAY on the gas pumps and can't read the signs that say NO $50's or $100's..guess that about covers it Did I say all that???

    Gun Control is Hitting Your Target!
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  • alledanalledan Member Posts: 19,541
    edited November -1
    There is not much i can add to this great list other than the state and local government officials [libs] of the state of california.

    I tend to believe that these slap sessions would turn out to be more of a "knock down-drag out" fight scenario.
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  • HAIRYHAIRY Member Posts: 23,606
    edited November -1
    Sure got some angry people out there, don't we?

    It's not what you know that gets you in trouble, it's what you know that just ain't so!
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  • Harleeman1030Harleeman1030 Member Posts: 1,505 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    NO HAIRY JUST FED UP WITH THE BULLS*&T

    Harleeman1030@aol.com

    Be quiet honey i know what i am doing ...
    !!!!!KaBOOM!!!!!

    Edited by - harleeman1030 on 08/19/2002 01:15:18
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  • pickenuppickenup Member Posts: 22,844 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Can you slap sense into STUPID people?? My arm is getting tired just thinking about it.

    If I knew then, what I know now.
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  • axlerfanaxlerfan Member Posts: 713 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    The imbecile who accellerates like mad, cuts across 3 lanes of traffic just so he can take the exit before you do. The other imbecile that gets half way down the merge lane, then stops to look for traffic. The person in front of you at the DMV who barely speaks english and doesnt understand they have the wrong forms/papers/id/etc to get a liscense. The person behind the counter at the DMV. Liberals. Democrats (with a few exceptions). Liberal Democrats. Lawyers in general. Anyone that thinks i owe them something because their great great great great grandfather was a slave. Anyone who feels they can treat me like a slave. The list goes on, but im sure you get the idea.
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  • E.WilliamsE.Williams Member Posts: 1,101 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    These are just off the top of my head a list would be too long.The Blues Clues guy,The Oxy Clean guy,The Del Computer guy,Eminem,More than slap Farrakhan,anybody on Queer as folk and anyone wanting to bum me for something they didnt earn.The list goes on.

    Eric S. Williams
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  • E.WilliamsE.Williams Member Posts: 1,101 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    My lord how did I forget these 2.The British guy from American Idol 2002 and the British chick from the Weakest Link.I wouldnt mind a go at Regis Philbin either man he is annoying.

    Eric S. Williams

    Edited by - E.Williams on 08/19/2002 01:17:58
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  • bartobarto Member Posts: 4,734 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    ALL of the above
    barto

    the hard stuff we do right away - the impossible takes a little longer
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  • IconoclastIconoclast Member Posts: 10,515 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Jody, I'd love to give you a definitive list, but there are limits to bandwidth. I would concur with 90+% of the above. Would add the entire NH Supreme Court for reasons apparent to any resident of this state and immaterial to people elsewhere (re-districting & school funding). Notable in their absence from others' lists are John McCain, Jim Jeffords, Barbara Boxer, Diane Feinstein, Howard Metzenbaum and the Daileys of Chicago. Actually, slapping is not good enough for any of them, but I'll take what I can get!

    Brittany? Slap? No.
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  • concealedG36concealedG36 Member Posts: 3,566 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Rosie ODonnel, all the stupid "minorities" that think they should get special treatment because of thier skin color while I am supposed to be color-blind, people with PhDs who are dumber than a bag of hamburger, lazy people, liberals, people who will talk about how guns and hunting are evil while at the same time demanding that something be done to end winter starvation of the deer herds...

    Oh, I could go on for some time.

    G36

    Gun Control Disarms Victims, NOT Criminals
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  • 223believer223believer Member Posts: 128 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    First of all, NOBODY is going to lay a hand on Britney
    as long as I'm able to do something about it. She may
    well be talentless, augmented, and all the rest of it,
    but she sure as heck brightens my day when she appears
    on the television.

    As for people I would slap, high up on the list are
    people who think that turn signals are the absolute
    last resort device to use when changing lanes. First
    they try to squeeze in where there's no space, then
    they turn around and wave and gesture, and finally
    they get so fed up they actually TURN ON THEIR TURN
    SIGNAL. Think of that!

    There's lots of other people who need a slapping, but
    my slapping glove is in the shop and they'll get a
    reprieve for now.
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  • Jody CommanderJody Commander Member Posts: 855 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    That Brittany Spears deserves a good "Tongue Lashing"! any volunteers?
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  • sodbustersodbuster Member Posts: 2,305 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Juan Williams and James Carville:
    Plus those mentioned above.
    Oh yea,whats that woman's name on msnbc that does the talk show about money? She drives me nuts!!!,,

    "Just my opinion."
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  • LowriderLowrider Member Posts: 6,587
    edited November -1
    Henry Kissinger

    Lord Lowrider the LoquaciousMember:Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets She was only a fisherman's daughter,But when she saw my rod she reeled.
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  • 4GodandCountry4GodandCountry Member Posts: 3,968
    edited November -1
    It would be easier to list the people I don't want to slap.

    When Clinton left office they gave him a 21 gun salute. Its a damn shame they all missed....
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  • ccasey612ccasey612 Member Posts: 901 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Jesse Jackson and Jesse Jackson.

    If you will blame gun makers for every shooting then blame car maker for every car accident.
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  • mybadodgemybadodge Member Posts: 118 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Mike shanarat, marty shottenheimen, slick willy clinton, all those "don;t mess with texas" signs along I-10..All those mentioned above..except brittany, god love all women with fake racks hahaha

    Bob

    "Ignorance spreads lies" - puddle of mudd
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  • E.WilliamsE.Williams Member Posts: 1,101 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Jody Commander I am willing to make that sacrifice!lmao

    Eric S. Williams

    Edited by - E.Williams on 08/19/2002 17:12:37
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  • muleymuley Member Posts: 1,583 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Ingemar Johanson for whipping Floyd Patterson. When I hold a grudge, I hold a grudge.

    muley the unforgiving

    **I love the smell of Hoppes #9 in the morning**
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  • Gordian BladeGordian Blade Member Posts: 1,202 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I'll be taking all my slaps at Hillary, thanks. Is this for a charity fundraiser?
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  • salzosalzo Member Posts: 6,396 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    About 90% of the members who use this board.

    "The powers delegated by the proposed constitution to the federal governmentare few and defined, and will be exercised principally on external objects, as war, peace negotiation, and foreign commerce"
    -James Madison
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  • Jody CommanderJody Commander Member Posts: 855 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Hey Gordian, you jogged my memory, there was a website where you could slap Hillary, had a picture of Her and you moved this hand back and forth slapping Her, I wonder if it still exists?
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  • Gordian BladeGordian Blade Member Posts: 1,202 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I just checked and it looks like it is no longer active.
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  • 218Beekeep218Beekeep Member Posts: 3,033
    edited November -1
    Anybody that don`t like bees!!

    .218
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  • lokdok1lokdok1 Member Posts: 383 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Looks like you guys covered just about all the celebs.I'm going local and say this fella Steve Corbett,runs column in local paper, says things like we should appologize to the japs for Hiroshima and stuff like that, also the guy who parks his car catywhumpus in two spots at the mall parkinglot.

    Bartman
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  • lokdok1lokdok1 Member Posts: 383 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Looks like you guys covered just about all the celebs.I'm going local and say this fella Steve Corbett,runs column in local paper, says things like we should appologize to the japs for Hiroshima and stuff like that, also the guy who parks his car catywhumpus in two spots at the mall parkinglot.

    Bartman
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  • mudgemudge Member Posts: 4,225 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    I know I'm gonna' start something here, but.......EVERY PERSON I SEE ON A CELL PHONE WHILE THEY'RE TRYING TO DRIVE.
    Every person in the check-out line that stands there with their finger in their ear the whole time their 400 items are being scanned and THEN discovers that they're going to have to pay for all that stuff and starts looking for their checkbook.
    All of the above mentioned persons plus...
    Fat little "Ned" on the DiTech ads.
    Any telemarketer.
    J. Gordon
    Earnhardt
    Jimmy Spencer
    Those pitiful PBR announcers
    To be continued

    I'm going to bed......

    Mudge the night-owl



    I can't come to work today. The voices said, STAY HOME AND CLEAN THE GUNS!
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  • salzosalzo Member Posts: 6,396 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Mudge-Ill do you one better(as far as "starting something")Have you noticed those nose pickers on the check out line, who never get their check ready until everything is rung up and bagged, are 95% OF THE time women?

    "The powers delegated by the proposed constitution to the federal governmentare few and defined, and will be exercised principally on external objects, as war, peace negotiation, and foreign commerce"
    -James Madison
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  • n/an/a Member Posts: 168,427 ✭
    edited November -1
    Most of the above, and I am going to add...MEN... men who think that just because you are a woman you dont know a d*** thing about anything...
    And on the same note... PEOPLE who will argue just for the sake of arguing... They can see the proof in black and white right in front of them but still insist they are right and their opinion is the ONLY one that counts...
    People who interrupt...People who pull "little kid" antics and start calling others names when someone disagrees with their opinion..

    Shouldnt have responded to this post... now I am angry at the world.... *LOL




    Lil' Stinker's Opinion

    Edited by - BlackRoses on 08/20/2002 09:09:54
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