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City Boy Hunter
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A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer lent the boy his gun, telling him not to kill any farm animals.
The city boy headed off and soon after saw a goat. He managed to creep into range and finally shot it. Not knowing anything about animals, the boy didn't know what he'd killed so he ran to the farmhouse and described his kill to the farmer.
It had skinny legs, a beard, a hard head and it stunk like hell!" said the boy.
"Damn" said the farmer. "You've shot my wife!"
"A wise man is a man that realizes just how little he knows"
The city boy headed off and soon after saw a goat. He managed to creep into range and finally shot it. Not knowing anything about animals, the boy didn't know what he'd killed so he ran to the farmhouse and described his kill to the farmer.
It had skinny legs, a beard, a hard head and it stunk like hell!" said the boy.
"Damn" said the farmer. "You've shot my wife!"
"A wise man is a man that realizes just how little he knows"