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On the lighter side (mr. Smith)
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Mr. Smith was on his deathbed, with his wife of 40 yrs at his side, his wife inquired "Honey is there anything I can do for you?".
Mr. Smith said to her "All I want is for you to be as faithful to me after I am gone as you were all the years we were married." "If I thought you would be unfaithful, I would just turn over in my grave"
Mr Smith Died, and the years passed, and then Mrs Smith followed him in death.
Reaching the Pearly Gates, Mrs. Smith was Greeted by St. Peter, who ask her "Do you know anyone in Heaven"
Mrs. Smith, replied "Yes! I believe my husband is here.
What is his name, asked St. Peter
Smith was her reply.
We have thousands of Smiths here, what was his first name?, ask St. Peter.
John, was her reply.
We have thousands of John Smiths here, said St. Peter. What can you tell me about him that might distinguish him from the others?
Mrs. Smith thought a while and finally said, well on his deathbed John said, "if I thought you were unfaithful to me, I would turn over in my grave."
OH! said St. Peter,, You mean "PINWHEEL SMITH"
"A wise man is a man that realizes just how little he knows"
Mr. Smith said to her "All I want is for you to be as faithful to me after I am gone as you were all the years we were married." "If I thought you would be unfaithful, I would just turn over in my grave"
Mr Smith Died, and the years passed, and then Mrs Smith followed him in death.
Reaching the Pearly Gates, Mrs. Smith was Greeted by St. Peter, who ask her "Do you know anyone in Heaven"
Mrs. Smith, replied "Yes! I believe my husband is here.
What is his name, asked St. Peter
Smith was her reply.
We have thousands of Smiths here, what was his first name?, ask St. Peter.
John, was her reply.
We have thousands of John Smiths here, said St. Peter. What can you tell me about him that might distinguish him from the others?
Mrs. Smith thought a while and finally said, well on his deathbed John said, "if I thought you were unfaithful to me, I would turn over in my grave."
OH! said St. Peter,, You mean "PINWHEEL SMITH"
"A wise man is a man that realizes just how little he knows"