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Single Woman

jdyerjdyer Member Posts: 795 ✭✭✭✭
edited July 2005 in General Discussion
Joke

A young lady was checking out at the grocery store and glanced at the fellow behind her. He looked at her groceries and looked her over and said "Single aren't you?"

She replied "Yes, I am."

As she continued to check out she wondered just how he knew she was single. Did the grocery selection give it away - was it the missing ring on the finger - just what was it?

She turned and curiously asked the fellow "Just how did you know I'm single?"

He replied "Cause you're ugly as hell!"


Screw Allah & Have a Great Day!
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    n/an/a Member Posts: 168,427 ✭
    edited November -1
    In very poor taste.....but to be expected..

    BR here NOT Classic...

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    Aspen79seAspen79se Member Posts: 4,707
    edited November -1
    That's funny. Old, but still funny.


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    Mr.PissyPantsMr.PissyPants Member Posts: 3,575
    edited November -1
    I must be a bad person cause I think its funny too. [:D]

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    rldowns3rldowns3 Member Posts: 6,096
    edited November -1
    lol

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    sheepdipsheepdip Member Posts: 3,124
    edited November -1
    BR, is this any better ?

    A young man was checking out at the grocery store and glanced at the lady behind him. She looked at his groceries and looked him over and said "Single aren't you?"
    He replied "Yes, I am."

    As he continued to check out he wondered just how she knew he was single. Did the grocery selection give it away - was it the missing ring on the finger - just what was it?

    He turned and curiously asked the lady "Just how did you know I'm single?"

    She replied "Cause you're ugly as hell!"
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    n/an/a Member Posts: 168,427 ✭
    edited November -1
    sheepdip...

    No it isnt any better...Opinions should never be based on appearance...it can hurt just as much as a fist...

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