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damn women

pantera7974pantera7974 Member Posts: 938 ✭✭✭✭
edited July 2002 in General Discussion
anyone else here have a problem with their wife just being too lazy (or maybe its revenge)to replace the empty toilet paper roll when shes done?????? and you dont notice till you`ve launched that sea pickle, then you gotta bunny hop to get a new roll.
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  • whiteclouderwhiteclouder Member Posts: 10,574 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Look before you launch!

    Clouder..
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  • beantolebeantole Member Posts: 1,086 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    My wife refuses to replace the roll. I think it is because she picks up after me and the kids all over the house and this is her way of
    not having to pick up or do everything. It is annoying but look before you sit down! ;-)
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  • 218Beekeep218Beekeep Member Posts: 3,033
    edited November -1
    You thought it was safe,
    you thought it was cool,

    You dropped yer friends off
    at the pool. .218
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  • n/an/a Member Posts: 168,427 ✭
    edited November -1
    pantera

    Let me ask.. how many times have you NOT replaced the roll?.. hmmmmmm
    You can bet your bippy its revenge on her part..what a question!!!
    *LOL


    One woman's opinion
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  • Gordian BladeGordian Blade Member Posts: 1,202 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Is is possibly revenge for leaving the seat up? Or bad aim? Can't blame it on the scope or ammo this time!
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  • daddodaddo Member Posts: 3,408
    edited November -1
    Maybe she is too busy making dinner, takin care of the kids,doing her job, washing clothes, drying clothes, -
    Quit being a puss- and get your own aswipe- I've been in much worse positions- if thats all you got to complain about- you need to go thru what I have! Todays young guys are spoiled and weak!
    Love your wife and family and put up with the bull- as long as they aren't bumms!
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  • ccasey612ccasey612 Member Posts: 901 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I know she does it on purpose because I never notice there is none until 5 mins after I go in she tells me when she is rushing out the door.

    If you will blame gun makers for every shooting then blame car maker for every car accident.
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  • RembrandtRembrandt Member Posts: 4,486 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Use to have the same problem (but I can't blame it all on Mrs Rembrandt).....solution: I installed two toilet paper dispensers in each bathroom.

    I suppose you could always go to an industrial janitorial supply and get one of those "Jumbo" toilet paper dispensers full of adding machine paper like most commercial business's use.

    Don't forget, before we had toilet paper, it was corn cobs and the Sears and Roebuck Catalog........
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  • Judge DreadJudge Dread Member Posts: 2,372 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I allways do the logistics before droping the bombs so my suply line does not get over extended in distance for re-suply.....

    My wife is the one that misses the logistics preparations ,sometimes
    manuvering for re-suply she drops some bomblets of target with a lot of collateral damage (delayed bomb rack door closure and deffective bomb release mechanics) ......

    JD

    Good...? , Bad...? Who cares ? as long I am the one with the the gun.....
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  • pikeal1pikeal1 Member Posts: 2,707
    edited November -1
    ive never heard it put that way before JD.

    as a matter of fact...I have to go do some recon now and * the situation. hopefully it wont be a snafu.
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  • hunter280manhunter280man Member Posts: 705 ✭
    edited November -1
    That is a very colorful way of letting us all get the picture! Gotta love it.

    Though I was born to royalty, I was snatched at birth, so treat me as the noble I am!!!
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  • will270winwill270win Member Posts: 4,845
    edited November -1
    I clean the house, replace the toilet paper rolls, wash laundry, wash dishes, vacuum, take out the trash, clean the yard, and reload all the ammo. Wifey works a part time job and sleeps til noon. I need to perform a trade in.


    ~Secret Select Society Of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets~
    Will270win@nraonline.com
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  • RugerNinerRugerNiner Member Posts: 12,636 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Which way does she put it on when she does?

    So it hangs down from the top, or the right way, hanging down from the bottom?

    I'm sure no one will disagree with me about which way it should hang.

    Remember...Terrorist are attacking Civilians; Not the Government. Protect Yourself!
    Keep your Powder dry and your Musket well oiled.
    NRA Lifetime Benefactor Member.
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  • VarmintmistVarmintmist Member Posts: 1,074 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    From the bottom, always

    The worst part about running out is to look in the trash can and you see where she put 75% of the last roll.

    Those people who see nothing but grey areas, no black and white, are lost in the fog.
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  • Ms. BeastMs. Beast Member Posts: 496 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    My guess would be revenge!! I am happy to hear that someone did that to a male........it is usually the other way around! I keep the spare rolls in a drawer right next to the toilet, just reach your hand and you are saved!!!
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  • airborneairborne Member Posts: 1,728 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Yes, got rid of her, that was 15 years ago. Now have a very nice lady friend that I've been with 16 years. You are right there's a little overlap there.

    B - BreatheR - RelaxA - AimS - SightS - Squeeze
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  • TLynnTLynn Member Posts: 353 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:
    My guess would be revenge!! I am happy to hear that someone did that to a male........it is usually the other way around! I keep the spare rolls in a drawer right next to the toilet, just reach your hand and you are saved!!!


    lolol MsBeast - I knew you were a smart lady when I met you - now I know it for sure.

    However, got to admit the revenge aspect is kind of nice.
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  • IconoclastIconoclast Member Posts: 10,515 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Sounds intentional to me. I learned with my former stepson to make sure the supplies were at hand. He used to do it just to be a putz. With three teens in the house now, all of whom seem at times (as with all teens) to have left their brains in a jar by the door, it still happens, but not so often that it is anything but an accident. As with any activity, good intelligence is vital, so it pays to reconoiter before moving your forces into position . . . . .

    Having seen your other post, two other possibilities occur to me: (a) she's not from MA and is getting even for forcing her to live there or (b) she is, and is just acting naturally?


    Edited by - Iconoclast on 07/23/2002 00:52:57
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  • squeakycsqueakyc Member Posts: 204 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    No problem here, we have a two roll rack and a box of kleenex on the toilet tank. A little planning goes a long way.
    If you sit down and empty out and don't check for paper you deserve to bunny hop across the room and have a little run down your leg. Next time you will check for paper before you sit.
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  • inspectorknuckleheadinspectorknucklehead Member Posts: 81 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Put a cute little wicker basket next to the potty. Keep a few extra rolls of butt floss in it just for such times. It's always in reach in case you could get stranded.

    John Colson

    "He that hath no sword, let him sell his garment and buy one" Luke 2:36
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  • Judge DreadJudge Dread Member Posts: 2,372 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Well if you think is intentional next time put a basket full of pine cones near the roll dispenser I bet she will get the message .

    JD

    Good...? , Bad...? Who cares ? as long I am the one with the the gun.....
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  • IconoclastIconoclast Member Posts: 10,515 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Oh, oh . . . now I'm in trouble . . . the Judge is making sense.
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  • Matt45Matt45 Member Posts: 3,185
    edited November -1
    Damn! Icono, I was wondering what that sensation was!!!! I thought it was just my eardrums bleeding again!

    Reserving my Right to Arm Bears!!!!
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  • n/an/a Member Posts: 168,427 ✭
    edited November -1
    this is what you guys need...invented by a woman for men and kids.... (tiny tee hee)




    One woman's opinion
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