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A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat."
"Is the man of the house home?", they asked.
"No", she replied. "He's out."
"Then we cannot come in," they replied.
In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened.
"Go tell them I am home and invite them in!"
The woman went out and invited the men in"
"We do not go into a House together," they replied.
"Why is that?" she asked.
One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, "He is Success, and I am Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home."
The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. "How nice!!," he said. "Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!"
His wife disagreed. "My dear, why don't we invite Success?"
Their daughter-in-law was listening from the other corner of the house. She jumped in with her own suggestion: "Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!"
"Let us heed our daughter-in-law's advice," said the husband to his wife.
"Go out and invite Love to be our guest."
The woman went out and asked the 3 old men, "Which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest."
Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other 2 also got up and followed him. Surprised, the lady asked Wealth and Success: "I only invited Love, Why are you coming in?"
The old men replied together: "If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would've stayed out, but since you invited Love, wherever He goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success!!!!!!"
muley
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When I was a child, I thought as a child. But now that I am grown, I just wish I could act like a child and get away with it.
Hunter leaves my peppers alone but he loves my brocolli seedlings.
He is also the only cat I've ever heard of that doesn't like vanilla ice cream. But, he just showed me he likes tomato juice. God I have a weird cat.
Tell Lexi after friday mornings vet visit Hunter won't be as much of a boy any more. I'm pretty sure he's never going to forgive me for that. He seems so proud of them..
Woods
"... there is much truth in the Italian saying, 'Make yourselves sheep, and the wolves will eat you.'" -- Benjamin Franklin
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Don't go blaming the beer. Hank Hill
So much Ice, So much Beer. So little time. Shooter4
I don't have an anger problem. I have an idiot problem. Hank Hill
When I was a child, I thought as a child. But now that I am grown, I just wish I could act like a child and get away with it.
I got goofed up and had to get kip to fix it, I called but didnt get through....speak at ya later[:X]
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Oh my God! is the beginning of a prayer, not a one liner!
We come into this life with nothing, everything after this is our treasure
My heros have always killed cowboys.
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"When you choose the lesser of two evils, always remember that it is still an evil."
- Max Lerner
"When you choose the lesser of two evils, always remember that it is still an evil."
- Max Lerner
About 5 years ago a kid working for me got electrocuted and was sent to the hospital. His mom was a knockout. She started calling me everyday checking on her son and then i started calling her. Before long things started getting out off hand. It came to the point that i had to decide to stay with my wife or leave. My kids are grown so that did not matter.
I stayed and i am glad i did. She tried her best to get me to leave. She was one of the prettiest girls i have seen but she was married with 2 little kids at home. All i could think of is if she would through herself to me then if we got together then she would do it again.
I told my wife and she was mad for a while but we are great now. When i had cancer and was in the hospital she never left my side except to eat in the cafeteria. The other woman would never had done that.
If i did not treat my wife great she would have left me then.
Woods
Would you please post the recipe for Graham Cracker Pie again.......
I think Mrs njretcop is gonna give it a shot!
njretcop@copmail.com
Charlie
Hope you and yours had a wonderful X-mas and I wish you all good things for 2004!
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Woods
And we are going to try the magic massingil remedy. How do you do it again?? Do you just apply and let it dry? Or do I need to blot it. Its our rear couch cushion and its thick.(one of those big throw pillow types) Can I just apply it and leave it? or do I need to do more.
Thanks,
Larry
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Woods
It's better to die on your feet, than to live on your knees.
are you ok
would you like to come visit me instead?
what a good wife she will be ....stuck in my head....
Master mess sargent RRG
Oh my God! is the beginning of a prayer, not a one liner!
We come into this life with nothing, everything after this is our treasure
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Don't go blaming the beer. Hank Hill
When I was a child, I thought as a child. But now that I am grown, I just wish I could act like a child and get away with it.
I was glad to hear it but now I have spent 25 dollars on a dog Im going to give away... well I was going to worm and shoot them all with an 8in one shot and see if I can get some good people interested.
Tjhe one we had the vet see is the best lookink in my book so Im sure he will go fast. I just wanted to let you know
I got to run to the store , as usuall I forgot something and got to go to the dimand store[its a tiny store in town but every thing is super high cause..they can ]well write at ya later send picks of kitty if you can ..Named it yet???? not the pup dont want to get too attached
Master mess sargent RRG
Oh my God! is the beginning of a prayer, not a one liner!
We come into this life with nothing, everything after this is our treasure
I don't know if you saw my post about my free rototiller. it was titled to small engine guys and pabooger. I'm looking for a supplier of parts for Ariens Rocket rototillers. New, used anything. When I play with old machines I like to have spares handy. I'm sure you understand, I got the habit from my biker dad.
I've searched using MSN and Google searches and turned up nothing.
If you have time free, I'd appreciate anything you can turn up.
Woods
I have been working to get another star. I guess I better come up with some good topics. say hay to classic !
Master mess sargent RRG
Oh my God! is the beginning of a prayer, not a one liner!
We come into this life with nothing, everything after this is our treasure
Thanks again...
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