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I just can?t win. Low lever semi road rage.
JamesRK
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I was headed home from the great metropolis of South Boston in my truck. My wife and dog were with me. I was in the right lane with no room to maneuver. The guy in front of me was traveling at a piddle-poke, so I slowed down to a piddle-poke to avoid being in his trunk. Then he slowed down from the piddle-poke to a creepy-crawly. I slowed down to a creepy-crawly. There was nobody in front of this guy. I think he was just part of one of the conspiracies against me.
All of a sudden without warning, he came to a full stop then made a right turn [which took him a while]. I had to stomp the brake to avoid becoming one of his passengers. The wife got a little more familiar with the dashboard than she likes to be. I said something to the effect of "You dirty son-of-a-*", except I think I said it in all caps with an explanation mark.
Wife: "Don't you have any sense?"
Me: "That stupid son-of-a-* tried to kill us and I saved our lives." [This could have been a slight exaggeration]
Wife: "Yeah, yeah, yeah, why didn't you just pull him out of his car?"
Me: "You're right. I should have but I didn't and I probably won't the next time". I saved your life [again and exaggeration], and if you don't like it you'll just have to die later.
Now she's pissed at me.
All of a sudden without warning, he came to a full stop then made a right turn [which took him a while]. I had to stomp the brake to avoid becoming one of his passengers. The wife got a little more familiar with the dashboard than she likes to be. I said something to the effect of "You dirty son-of-a-*", except I think I said it in all caps with an explanation mark.
Wife: "Don't you have any sense?"
Me: "That stupid son-of-a-* tried to kill us and I saved our lives." [This could have been a slight exaggeration]
Wife: "Yeah, yeah, yeah, why didn't you just pull him out of his car?"
Me: "You're right. I should have but I didn't and I probably won't the next time". I saved your life [again and exaggeration], and if you don't like it you'll just have to die later.
Now she's pissed at me.
The road to hell is paved with COMPROMISE.
Comments
How could anyone be pissed at you??
Jimbo -
How could anyone be pissed at you??
I think she practices. [:D]
Jimbo -
How could anyone be pissed at you??
yeah just look at that face[:D]
Now she's pissed at me.
Maybe because you didn't answer her question?
And fiery auto crashes
Some will die in hot pursuit
While sifting through my ashes
Some will fall in love with life
And drink it from a fountain
That is pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain
Following to close were ya? [:D]
"Tailgating"
One car length for every 10 mph speed. [:D]
Without saying anything you should duct tape a pillow to the passenger side dash when she isnt looking before ya'll go anywhere again...[:D]