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Worst Song of the Sixties?

allen griggsallen griggs Member Posts: 35,692 ✭✭✭✭
edited June 2008 in General Discussion
See the tree, how big it's grown
But friend it hasn't been too long
It wasn't big
I laughed at her and she got mad
The first day that she planted it, was just a twig
Then the first snow came
And she ran out to brush the snow away
So it wouldn't die
Came runnin' in all excited
Slipped and almost hurt herself
And I laughed till I cried
She was always young at heart
Kinda dumb and kinda smart and I loved her so
And I surprised her with a puppy
Kept me up all Christmas Eve two years ago
And it would sure embarrass her
When I came in from workin' late
'Cause I would know
That she'd been sittin' there and cryin'
Over some sad and silly late, late show

And honey, I miss you
And I'm bein' good
And I'd love to be with you
If only I could


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Comments

  • allen griggsallen griggs Member Posts: 35,692 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    It has to be "Honey" by Bobby Goldsboro.


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    For those of you too young to have heard this Bowser when it was played incessantly on the radio in 1968, now is your chance:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59BZxgohr9g
  • Old-ColtsOld-Colts Member Posts: 22,697 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I don't think you need the question mark in the thread title, perhaps an exclamation mark!

    If you can't feel the music; it's only pink noise!

  • Horse Plains DrifterHorse Plains Drifter Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 40,233 ***** Forums Admin
    edited November -1
    I have to at least agree that one would be right up there.
  • PTHEIMPTHEIM Member Posts: 3,374
    edited November -1
    No Way !! I think that's a great song.
    I throw it in the cd player and it gets the women all weepy and then they come in for the hugs.[:p][}:)][^]
  • He DogHe Dog Member Posts: 51,593 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    No, it is definately up there, but there are others about as bad.
  • remingtonoaksremingtonoaks Member Posts: 26,245 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    i got a brand new pair of roller skates is the worst
  • buschmasterbuschmaster Member Posts: 14,229 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    that one song where they're screeching "waaalk like a maaan, taalk like a maaan,..."

    eeeaaagh!! [xx(][xx(]
  • 11BravoCrunchie11BravoCrunchie Member Posts: 33,423 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    I know a lot of songs that WEREN'T the worst.
  • tapwatertapwater Member Posts: 10,336 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
    i got a brand new pair of roller skates is the worst


    "And you got a brand new key....."

    Melanie, I believe.

    Let's not even talk about Elton John or The Captain and Tennile (sp).
  • TrinityScrimshawTrinityScrimshaw Member Posts: 9,350 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Your all wrong.[:p]

    Tiptoe through the Tulips was by far the worst song of the Sixties.[B)]

    And, Tiny Tim the singer of the song was one freaky S.O.B.[:0]

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skU-jBFzXl0

    Tiptoe through the window
    By the window, that is where I'll be
    Come tiptoe through the tulips with me

    Oh, tiptoe from the garden
    By the garden of the willow tree
    And tiptoe through the tulips with me

    Knee deep in flowers we'll stray
    We'll keep the showers away
    And if I kiss you in the garden, in the moonlight
    Will you pardon me?
    And tiptoe through the tulips with me [xx(]

    Trinity +++
  • mateomasfeomateomasfeo Member Posts: 27,143
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
    i got a brand new pair of roller skates is the worst


    I think that was the 70's...
  • Spider7115Spider7115 Member Posts: 29,704 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    "Downtown" by Mrs. Miller. She sounded like "Aunt Bee". [xx(]

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  • remingtonoaksremingtonoaks Member Posts: 26,245 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by TrinityScrimshaw
    Your all wrong.[:p]

    Tiptoe through the Tulips was by far the worst song of the Sixties.[B)]

    And, Tiny Tim the singer of the song was one freaky S.O.B.[:0]

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skU-jBFzXl0

    Tiptoe through the window
    By the window, that is where I'll be
    Come tiptoe through the tulips with me

    Oh, tiptoe from the garden
    By the garden of the willow tree
    And tiptoe through the tulips with me

    Knee deep in flowers we'll stray
    We'll keep the showers away
    And if I kiss you in the garden, in the moonlight
    Will you pardon me?
    And tiptoe through the tulips with me [xx(]

    Trinity +++



    that there my friend is the winner of the god-awfulest song of all time, that a 50s song (cement mixer)
  • TrinityScrimshawTrinityScrimshaw Member Posts: 9,350 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    oaks,

    I think tiptoe first came out in the 30's, but Tiny sung his one hit wonder in the late 60's.

    But ether way your right about it being the worst ever.[;)]

    Trinity +++
  • cbxjeffcbxjeff Member Posts: 17,637 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Anyone remember the freak Tiny getting married on Carson? I bet that little girl is still a virgin - well, maybe both of them!
    It's too late for me, save yourself.
  • allen griggsallen griggs Member Posts: 35,692 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I remember Tiny Tim on Johnny Carson.
    I still do his bit where he cries out, in that falsetto voice,
    "Oooooh Johnnie!"

    He married "Miss Vickie" live on the Johnny Carson show, highest ratings ever.
  • Blade SlingerBlade Slinger Member Posts: 5,891
    edited November -1
    "Short People" Randy Newman
  • William81William81 Member Posts: 25,483 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Short People was not a 60's song
  • He DogHe Dog Member Posts: 51,593 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    TIPTOE THROUGH THE TULIPS
    (Al Dubin/Joe Burke)

    Charted in 1929 by Nick Lucas (#1); Jean Goldkette (#5); Johnny Marvin (#11);and Roy Foz (#18)
    Charted at # 17 in 1968 by Tiny Tim

    Tiny Tim (Herbert Buckingham Khaury) had a daughter (Tulip) with Miss Vicky, but they divorced 8 years later after living apart most of the time. He subsequently married twice more and died of a heart attack in 1996.



    I still think anything by Bobby Goldsboro is worse.
  • givettegivette Member Posts: 10,886
    edited November -1
    Need a title...Flip side of one of the John Lennon songs..it was Yoko Ono vocalising (notice I didn't say singing).

    Anyone remember the song, er I mean the primordial vocalisation? Joe
  • He DogHe Dog Member Posts: 51,593 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I must admit in addition no not owning any Bobby Goldsboro, I also do not own any John Lennon (with or without Yoko, who was a "proformance artist"). If I did, I would not admit it in public.
  • LaidbackDanLaidbackDan Member Posts: 13,142 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Here's one that's got to be in the top ten


    Her two little feet would come running into
    Our bedroom almost every night
    Her soft little face would be wet from her tears
    And her little heart pounding with fright
    She'd hold out her arm then she'd climb in beside us
    In a small voice we'd hear her remark
    Mommie and daddy can I sleep here with you
    Cause Jeannie's afraid of the dark

    One day in the summer we took some flowers
    To place on some old family grave
    Jeannie said mommie ain't it dark in the ground
    Oh daddy I'd be so afraid
    Then she looked up at her daddy and me
    And said something that broke both our hearts
    She said when I die please don't bury me
    Cause Jeannie's afraid of the dark

    Jeannie was always afraid of the dark and we never could understand why
    Cause we looked after Jeannie with the very best of care
    Because Jeannie was our only child
    Perhaps it was death that she was so afraid of
    Cause it took her one dark stormy night
    I think we always knew that we'd never see Jeannie grown
    Cause it seemed that she was destined to die
    But on Jeannie's grave we've placed en eternal flame
    That glows and never loses its spark
    And on the darkest night there's always a light
    Cause Jeannie's afraid of the dark
    Our Jeannie's afraid of the dark



    Nothing like a song about the death of a child to lighten up your daily commute.
  • bgjohnbgjohn Member Posts: 2,275 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    How about, "Don't worry, be happy". Now it will be stuck in your brain and drive you crazy.
    JM[:p]
  • alledanalledan Member Posts: 19,541
    edited November -1
    A preachment, dear friend
    You are about to receive on John Barleycorn
    Nicotine and the temptations of Eve

    No parkin' by the sewer sign
    Hot dog, my razors broke
    Water drippin' up the spout
    But I dont care, let it all hang out

    Hangin' from a pine tree by my knees
    Sun is shinin' through the shade
    Nobody knows what its all about
    It's too much, man, let it all hang out

    Saw a man walkin' upside down
    My T.V.s on the blink
    Made Galileo look like a Boy Scout
    Sorry 'bout that, let it all hang out

    Sleep all day, drive all night
    Brain my numb, can't stop now
    For sure ain't no doubt
    Keep an open mind, let it all hang out

    It's rainin' inside a big brown moon
    How does that mess you baby up, leg
    Eatin' a Reuben sandwich with sauerkraut
    Don't stop now, baby, let it all hang out

    Let it all hang out
    Let it all hang out

    If I am not right on the decade then surely the onion song has to be the worst!
  • mateomasfeomateomasfeo Member Posts: 27,143
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by He Dog
    I also do not own any John Lennon (with or without Yoko, who was a "proformance artist"). If I did, I would not admit it in public.


    Too bad.

    "Imagine" is one of the greatest songs ever written.

    I admit it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEOkxRLzBf0&feature=related
  • Queen of SwordsQueen of Swords Member Posts: 14,355
    edited November -1
    "The Name Game" by Shirley Ellis

    Jack, Jack, bo-back,
    Banana-fana fo-*
    Fee-fi-mo-mack
    Jack!

    Gawd I hate that song...
  • kristovkristov Member Posts: 6,633
    edited November -1
    My money is on this one:

    Bop bop bop bop bopopopopopopop
    She was afraid to come out of the locker
    She was as nervous as she could be
    She was afraid to come out of the locker
    She was afraid that somebody would see
    Two three four tell the people what she wore
    It was an Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini
    That she wore for the first time today
    An Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini
    So in the locker, she wanted to stay
    Two three four stick around we'll tell you more
    Bop bop bop bop bopopopopopopop
    She was afraid to come out in the open (badadup)
    So a blanket around her she wore (badadup)
    She was afraid to come out in the open (badadup)
    So she sat, bundled up on the shore (badadup)
    Two three four tell the people what she wore
    It was an Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini
    That she wore for the first time today
    An Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini
    So in the blanket, she wanted to stay
    Two three four the stick around we'll tell you more
    Bop bop bop bop bopopopopopopop
    Now she's afraid to come out of the water
    And I wonder what she's gonna do
    Now she's afraid to come out of the water
    And the poor little girl's turning blue
    Two thee four tell the people what she wore
    It was an Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini
    That she wore for the first time today
    An Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini
    So in the water, she wanted to stay
    From the Locker to the blanket
    From the blanket to the shore
    From the shore to the water
    Guess there isn't any more
  • PTHEIMPTHEIM Member Posts: 3,374
    edited November -1
    I just buzzed a list of sixties songs and liked most everything there but...
    It may not be the song but the artist and EVERYTHING done by Roy Orbison is a major turn off for me.
  • CutiegirlracingCutiegirlracing Member Posts: 2,595 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo
    quote:Originally posted by He Dog
    I also do not own any John Lennon (with or without Yoko, who was a "proformance artist"). If I did, I would not admit it in public.


    Too bad.

    "Imagine" is one of the greatest songs ever written.

    I admit it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEOkxRLzBf0&feature=related





    A friend of mine burned me a copy of a J. Lennon CD. I thought it was a great CD. It really mellows me out. And Imagine is a great song.
    I never thought I'd like J Lennon, but I never thought I'd like ZZ top either, but she's gotten me into both.
  • TfloggerTflogger Member Posts: 3,398 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Old-Colts
    I don't think you need the question mark in the thread title, perhaps an exclamation mark!

    +1 Brandy comes close, Wildfire comes even closer.
  • dheffleydheffley Member Posts: 25,000
    edited November -1
    I like Bobby Goldsboro's voice, but I hated is syrupy sweet ballads.
  • bobskibobski Member Posts: 17,866 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    bobby sings about a dead wife and you call it the worse song in the 60's?
    oye...

    "in the jungle the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonite,
    a weem a whop..."

    beats all of your choices.

    i HATE that song.
    Retired Naval Aviation
    Former Member U.S. Navy Shooting Team
    Former NSSA All American
    Navy Distinguished Pistol Shot
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  • SawzSawz Member Posts: 6,049
    edited November -1
    Someone left the cake out in the rain.....
  • HAIRYHAIRY Member Posts: 23,606
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by bobski
    bobby sings about a dead wife and you call it the worse song in the 60's?
    oye...

    "in the jungle the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonite,
    a weem a whop..."

    beats all of your choices.

    i HATE that song.I have a friend who, upon hearing this song, or even a piece of the melody, can't get it out of her head for a day or so.

    Needless to say, I send it to her in emails every once in a while, just to remind her what she's missing. I think she hates me. [}:)]
  • mogley98mogley98 Member Posts: 18,291 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    My singing anything in the 60's or now [:D][:D]
    Why don't we go to school and work on the weekends and take the week off!
  • Spider7115Spider7115 Member Posts: 29,704 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    "Yummy, yummy, yummy, I got love in my tummy" by the 1910 Fruitgum Company was pretty bad.
  • allen griggsallen griggs Member Posts: 35,692 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Thank you sawz:


    "Someone left the cake out in the rain
    I don't think that I can take it
    'Cause it took so long to bake it
    And I'll never have that recipe again...."

    I have heard this song 500 times and I don't understand a word of it.
    Can anybody explain this song to me?

    "All the sweet green icing flowing down...
    OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH, NOOOOWWWOOOOOOOOO...."
  • Blade SlingerBlade Slinger Member Posts: 5,891
    edited November -1
    whoops! strike a nerv, shorty.......................................................................................................................................................................quote:Originally posted by William81
    Short People was not a 60's song
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