In order to participate in the GunBroker Member forums, you must be logged in with your GunBroker.com account. Click the sign-in button at the top right of the forums page to get connected.
THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND & DOLLY PARTON GO TO HEAVEN
savage170
Member Posts: 37,537 ✭✭✭✭
Queen Elizabeth And Dolly Parton Die on the same day and they both go Before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.
Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day,So the Angel must decide which of them gets in. The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular Reason why she should go to Heaven.
Dolly takes off her top and says, 'Look at these,They're the most perfect breasts God ever created, And I'm sure it will please God
to be able to see Them every day, for eternity.'
The Angel thanks Dolly,and asks Her Majesty The same question.
The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, drinks
it down.
Then, wees into a toilet and pulls the lever.
The Angel says, 'OK, your Majesty, you may go in.'
Dolly is outraged and asks, 'What was that all about? I show you two of God's own perfect creations and You turn me down. She wees into a toilet and she gets in! Would you explain that to me?'
'Sorry, Dolly,' says the Angel, 'but even in Heaven,
A Royal Flush Beats a Pair...No Matter How Big They Are.
Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day,So the Angel must decide which of them gets in. The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular Reason why she should go to Heaven.
Dolly takes off her top and says, 'Look at these,They're the most perfect breasts God ever created, And I'm sure it will please God
to be able to see Them every day, for eternity.'
The Angel thanks Dolly,and asks Her Majesty The same question.
The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, drinks
it down.
Then, wees into a toilet and pulls the lever.
The Angel says, 'OK, your Majesty, you may go in.'
Dolly is outraged and asks, 'What was that all about? I show you two of God's own perfect creations and You turn me down. She wees into a toilet and she gets in! Would you explain that to me?'
'Sorry, Dolly,' says the Angel, 'but even in Heaven,
A Royal Flush Beats a Pair...No Matter How Big They Are.
Comments
Hssss ....
Boo!
[:D][:D]
Besides they were not "God's creations".
how do you figure? Unless, I'm mistaken, she's never had implants.
And fiery auto crashes
Some will die in hot pursuit
While sifting through my ashes
Some will fall in love with life
And drink it from a fountain
That is pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain
Read more: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Are_Dolly_Parton's_breasts_real#ixzz1ZSCNLQBZ
When she crossed over into pop and became a media superstar in the late 1970s, she was significantly overweight, although her small frame and costuming made her appear average in size everywhere except the breasts, which were very large and quickly became the target of late-night talk show host jokes. At the time, whenever asked if her breasts were real, she said they were real. In the mid-1980s, she lost a considerable amount of weight. In interviews afterward, she avoided answering whether her breasts had been augmented, referring to any procedure as only a "lift." In 2002, however, she admitted for the first time in separate interviews with The Irish Independent and The Daily Mirror that after the weight loss in the 1980s, she lost a great deal of breast size and subsequently obtained breast implants to bring them back to a similar size as she had prior to the weight loss. Since then, she has made ample jokes in media interviews about their not being natural. She even once joked by saying "Yep they are mine! Bought and paid for!".
Read more: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Are_Dolly_Parton's_breasts_real#ixzz1ZSCNLQBZ
She has admitted to having multiple implant surgeries.
She talked like they had a life span or some new material.
When she crossed over into pop and became a media superstar in the late 1970s, she was significantly overweight, although her small frame and costuming made her appear average in size everywhere except the breasts, which were very large and quickly became the target of late-night talk show host jokes. At the time, whenever asked if her breasts were real, she said they were real. In the mid-1980s, she lost a considerable amount of weight. In interviews afterward, she avoided answering whether her breasts had been augmented, referring to any procedure as only a "lift." In 2002, however, she admitted for the first time in separate interviews with The Irish Independent and The Daily Mirror that after the weight loss in the 1980s, she lost a great deal of breast size and subsequently obtained breast implants to bring them back to a similar size as she had prior to the weight loss. Since then, she has made ample jokes in media interviews about their not being natural. She even once joked by saying "Yep they are mine! Bought and paid for!".
Read more: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Are_Dolly_Parton's_breasts_real#ixzz1ZSCNLQBZ
thanks. I was not aware, particularly since I had never had the interest to keep abreast of her... mammilla.
And fiery auto crashes
Some will die in hot pursuit
While sifting through my ashes
Some will fall in love with life
And drink it from a fountain
That is pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain
quote:Originally posted by savage170
When she crossed over into pop and became a media superstar in the late 1970s, she was significantly overweight, although her small frame and costuming made her appear average in size everywhere except the breasts, which were very large and quickly became the target of late-night talk show host jokes. At the time, whenever asked if her breasts were real, she said they were real. In the mid-1980s, she lost a considerable amount of weight. In interviews afterward, she avoided answering whether her breasts had been augmented, referring to any procedure as only a "lift." In 2002, however, she admitted for the first time in separate interviews with The Irish Independent and The Daily Mirror that after the weight loss in the 1980s, she lost a great deal of breast size and subsequently obtained breast implants to bring them back to a similar size as she had prior to the weight loss. Since then, she has made ample jokes in media interviews about their not being natural. She even once joked by saying "Yep they are mine! Bought and paid for!".
Read more: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Are_Dolly_Parton's_breasts_real#ixzz1ZSCNLQBZ
She has admitted to having multiple implant surgeries.
She talked like they had a life span or some new material.
[:D] I understand also them things will stop 50 cal rounds and withstand a nuclear incident without deformation! thank God for synthetics![:D][:D]