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no sex for a month
MIKE WISKEY
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the other nite I was playing cribbage with the wife, she was ahead and I had a realy good hand and went 'out' and won the game. she said "oh you a** hole, no sex for a month".
(we driving ou to Las Vegas today)
I came back with "hell I can find sex on almost any corner out there"...............it's going to be a LONGGGG drive[}:)]
I just hate to waste good material
(we driving ou to Las Vegas today)
I came back with "hell I can find sex on almost any corner out there"...............it's going to be a LONGGGG drive[}:)]
I just hate to waste good material
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hope you get more than the cold shoulder in Vegas......[;)]just don't bring anything home.
on a similar note, my wife was going in for some womanly surgery, as the doctor was explaining it to us and what would happen before and after he looked over at me and set that means no sex for a month. I looked back at him and said " yooohoo you heard that didn't you Jan, (my wife), I get to have sex in a month.." he didn't know what to say, my wife didn't see any humor in it..........
I don't see why HER having surgery would prevent YOU from having sex for a month? [:D]
on a similar note, my wife was going in for some womanly surgery, as the doctor was explaining it to us and what would happen before and after he looked over at me and set that means no sex for a month. I looked back at him and said " yooohoo you heard that didn't you Jan, (my wife), I get to have sex in a month.." he didn't know what to say, my wife didn't see any humor in it..........
What did her dentist say?
on a similar note, my wife was going in for some womanly surgery, as the doctor was explaining it to us and what would happen before and after he looked over at me and set that means no sex for a month. I looked back at him and said "even if I roll her over"? he didn't know what to say, my wife didn't see any humor in it..........
fixed it fer ya
quote:Originally posted by Topkick
quote:Originally posted by hillbille
on a similar note, my wife was going in for some womanly surgery, as the doctor was explaining it to us and what would happen before and after he looked over at me and set that means no sex for a month. I looked back at him and said " yooohoo you heard that didn't you Jan, (my wife), I get to have sex in a month.." he didn't know what to say, my wife didn't see any humor in it..........
What did her dentist say?
My Wife became a Nun, )She dont want none,She dont give Nun, and I dont get None!)
Sometimes they don't react well when you say something like that. [:D]
Is that the voice of experience speaking?
You mean that isnt normal?
YEP, after the first year, it sure is [B) [^]
on a similar note, my wife was going in for some womanly surgery, as the doctor was explaining it to us and what would happen before and after he looked over at me and set that means no sex for a month. I looked back at him and said " yooohoo you heard that didn't you Jan, (my wife), I get to have sex in a month.." he didn't know what to say, my wife didn't see any humor in it..........
hope you get more than the cold shoulder in Vegas......[;)]just don't bring anything home.
That was funny....but only because I know your pain! [:p][:I]
You mean that isnt normal?
LOL. Eventually it becomes similar to taking a crap. You do it because you need to. But it's really not that much fun.