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no sex for a month

MIKE WISKEYMIKE WISKEY Member Posts: 10,046 ✭✭✭✭
edited March 2014 in General Discussion
the other nite I was playing cribbage with the wife, she was ahead and I had a realy good hand and went 'out' and won the game. she said "oh you a** hole, no sex for a month".
(we driving ou to Las Vegas today)
I came back with "hell I can find sex on almost any corner out there"...............it's going to be a LONGGGG drive[}:)]

I just hate to waste good material

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  • hillbillehillbille Member Posts: 14,459 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    on a similar note, my wife was going in for some womanly surgery, as the doctor was explaining it to us and what would happen before and after he looked over at me and set that means no sex for a month. I looked back at him and said " yooohoo you heard that didn't you Jan, (my wife), I get to have sex in a month.." he didn't know what to say, my wife didn't see any humor in it..........




    hope you get more than the cold shoulder in Vegas......[;)]just don't bring anything home.
  • JimmyJackJimmyJack Member Posts: 5,515 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    You mean that isnt normal?
  • calrugerfancalrugerfan Member Posts: 18,209
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by hillbille
    on a similar note, my wife was going in for some womanly surgery, as the doctor was explaining it to us and what would happen before and after he looked over at me and set that means no sex for a month. I looked back at him and said " yooohoo you heard that didn't you Jan, (my wife), I get to have sex in a month.." he didn't know what to say, my wife didn't see any humor in it..........


    I don't see why HER having surgery would prevent YOU from having sex for a month? [:D]
  • TopkickTopkick Member Posts: 4,452 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by hillbille
    on a similar note, my wife was going in for some womanly surgery, as the doctor was explaining it to us and what would happen before and after he looked over at me and set that means no sex for a month. I looked back at him and said " yooohoo you heard that didn't you Jan, (my wife), I get to have sex in a month.." he didn't know what to say, my wife didn't see any humor in it..........



    What did her dentist say?
  • 1911a1-fan1911a1-fan Member Posts: 51,193 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    nice knowing you [:D]
  • JamesRKJamesRK Member Posts: 25,670 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Sometimes they don't react well when you say something like that. [:D]
    The road to hell is paved with COMPROMISE.
  • JnRockwallJnRockwall Member Posts: 16,352 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by hillbille
    on a similar note, my wife was going in for some womanly surgery, as the doctor was explaining it to us and what would happen before and after he looked over at me and set that means no sex for a month. I looked back at him and said "even if I roll her over"? he didn't know what to say, my wife didn't see any humor in it..........


    fixed it fer ya
  • mogley98mogley98 Member Posts: 18,291 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    +1
    quote:Originally posted by Topkick
    quote:Originally posted by hillbille
    on a similar note, my wife was going in for some womanly surgery, as the doctor was explaining it to us and what would happen before and after he looked over at me and set that means no sex for a month. I looked back at him and said " yooohoo you heard that didn't you Jan, (my wife), I get to have sex in a month.." he didn't know what to say, my wife didn't see any humor in it..........



    What did her dentist say?
    Why don't we go to school and work on the weekends and take the week off!
  • e3mrke3mrk Member Posts: 1,851 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Youe lucky it's only for a month.
    My Wife became a Nun, )She dont want none,She dont give Nun, and I dont get None!)
  • beantownshootahbeantownshootah Member Posts: 12,776 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by JamesRK
    Sometimes they don't react well when you say something like that. [:D]


    Is that the voice of experience speaking?
  • dcs shootersdcs shooters Member Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by JimmyJack
    You mean that isnt normal?



    YEP, after the first year, it sure is [B) [^]
  • gruntledgruntled Member Posts: 8,218 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Why didn't our fathers ever warn us about this? I have warned my son & so far at 34 he has only lived with them.
  • shilowarshilowar Member Posts: 38,811 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by hillbille
    on a similar note, my wife was going in for some womanly surgery, as the doctor was explaining it to us and what would happen before and after he looked over at me and set that means no sex for a month. I looked back at him and said " yooohoo you heard that didn't you Jan, (my wife), I get to have sex in a month.." he didn't know what to say, my wife didn't see any humor in it..........




    hope you get more than the cold shoulder in Vegas......[;)]just don't bring anything home.


    That was funny....but only because I know your pain! [:p][:I]
  • SLIDER-in-KYSLIDER-in-KY Member Posts: 1,695 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I had a vasectomy five years ago. My wife went to the doc's office with me when I got snipped. After the procedure was done, the doc gave me a specimen cup to bring back at a later date with a "sample" to make sure the swimmers were not there. Now, keep in mind, I was still under the influence of the Valium they gave me....I handed the specimen cup to my wife and said "Look honey. They gave you a spit cup!!!". She didn't see the humor in that.
  • FatstratFatstrat Member Posts: 9,147
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by JimmyJack
    You mean that isnt normal?


    LOL. Eventually it becomes similar to taking a crap. You do it because you need to. But it's really not that much fun.
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