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The latest crazy family tale.....
Locust Fork
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Those of you who have been around long enough know a few of these tales.....here is the latest update.
My cousin is living in Florida.....she has been kicked out of the place she is staying (who knows why?) So, supposedly she is "homeless".....ok....so you kind of get an idea of what this person is most likely involved in or people they have surrounded themselves with.
She was using a go-cart to go across the street and get cigarettes. She gets over there, buys them and comes out to return.......starts the go cart and it takes off without her. HITTING A JAGUAR AT THE GAS PUMPS!!!
The guy that owns the Jaguar comes out and tells her she is in trouble.....she jumps in the go cart and TAKES OFF!!!
He chases her in his car......
She goes "off road" and loses him.....
He finds the go cart and NOW the law is looking for her.
(So, there you go....its like something you would see on TV!!!)
My cousin is living in Florida.....she has been kicked out of the place she is staying (who knows why?) So, supposedly she is "homeless".....ok....so you kind of get an idea of what this person is most likely involved in or people they have surrounded themselves with.
She was using a go-cart to go across the street and get cigarettes. She gets over there, buys them and comes out to return.......starts the go cart and it takes off without her. HITTING A JAGUAR AT THE GAS PUMPS!!!
The guy that owns the Jaguar comes out and tells her she is in trouble.....she jumps in the go cart and TAKES OFF!!!
He chases her in his car......
She goes "off road" and loses him.....
He finds the go cart and NOW the law is looking for her.
(So, there you go....its like something you would see on TV!!!)
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Comments
Merc
If you can't feel the music; it's only pink noise!
I swear.....you can't make this mess up.Honestly, I believe you!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you can't feel the music; it's only pink noise!
Those rednecks make me laugh!
Merc
Jorge, did you change your name?[8D]
Go cart doing the "Dukes Of Hazzard" [:D]. Got to get the narrator to say something funny about her.
I think it is about time for a compilation thread titled "The Best of LF's Whacky World". However, it might be hard to omit any of the dramas that you've posted about over the years! [:D]
Perhaps the next Discovery Channel hit! [;)][:D]
quote:Originally posted by Mercury
Those rednecks make me laugh!
Merc
Jorge, did you change your name?[8D]
You wacky, wacky white people!
[:D]
My reply. Liberals have ruined the country.
A go cart and a jaguar... next on the Worlds wildest gas station ,s...
This "go cart criminal" has decided to run wild and have a crazy time of things....and I worry about her. She knows I would come get her and bring her home if she were to call and ask for help. When your family is as big as mine....your just going to have more "flare" than some.
You southern white folks are nuts![:)]
To quote Hee Haw....."yep"
Sounds like a segment of "My name is Earl".
Boydell[:o)]
Does she know this guy?
Oh man, that was funny.