MAKE YOUR OWN VIAGRA (funny)

hissinggoose

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MIRACLE GROW AND FIX-A-FLAT!!!!

zipperzap

That reminds me of:

An old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.

His wife said, "Where are you going?"

He said, "I'm going to the doctor."

And she said, "Why? Are you sick?"

"No," he said. "I'm going to get me some of them new Viagra pills."

So his wife got up out of her rocker and was putting on her sweater and he said, "Where are you going?"

She said, "I'm going to the doctor too."

He said, "Why?"

She said, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm going to get a tetanus shot."[:D]

pickenup

[:D][:D][:D]

mond

good one guys![:D]

HAIRY

Seems this 85-year-old guy gets married to a 29-year-old woman.

They have separate bedrooms and on the wedding night, there is a discreet tap on her door and she says, "Come in." In he comes, they consummate the marriage and off he goes.

An hour later, there is another discreet tap on her door and she again says, "Come in." In he comes, they consummate the marriage once again, and off he goes.

About 45 minutes later, there is yet another discreet tap on her door and she, surprised, says, "Come in." In he comes, they consummate the wedding one more time and she says to him, "Darling, I've known a lot of younger men who couldn't perform as many times as you have."

He says, "What? Do you mean I've been here before?" [:I][:I][:I]

temblor

[:D][:D]

yawarakai

When I went ot go visit gramps in the nursing home they were giving him Viagra. I asked why as there were not a lot of women he met there. They told me if they didn't give it to him he would roll off of the bed.