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Two Chimps and a Blonde
tazzer
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A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she
was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to
the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?" "Sure," answered the
blonde, "do you need a lift?" "Not for me. I'll be spending the next three
hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back
which have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already
so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take
them to the zoo for me? I' ll give you $100 for your trouble."
"I'd be happy to," said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees
were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully
strapped into their seat belts. Off they went.
Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of
San Diego when suddenly he was horrified!! There was the blonde walking down
the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a
big crowd. With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to
the blonde. What the heck are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $100
to take these chimpanzees to the zoo."
"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde," but we had money left
over---so now we're going to Sea World..... [:D][:D][:D]
was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to
the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?" "Sure," answered the
blonde, "do you need a lift?" "Not for me. I'll be spending the next three
hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back
which have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already
so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take
them to the zoo for me? I' ll give you $100 for your trouble."
"I'd be happy to," said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees
were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully
strapped into their seat belts. Off they went.
Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of
San Diego when suddenly he was horrified!! There was the blonde walking down
the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a
big crowd. With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to
the blonde. What the heck are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $100
to take these chimpanzees to the zoo."
"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde," but we had money left
over---so now we're going to Sea World..... [:D][:D][:D]
Comments
Nice in the morning.
well meaning? definately...
Funny? you bet...[:D]