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National day of prayer

scottm21166scottm21166 Member Posts: 20,723
edited May 2009 in General Discussion
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  • scottm21166scottm21166 Member Posts: 20,723
    edited November -1
    this is the first president in history who had to take time out to answer the prayers instead of leading the nation in prayer.
    this is the new lords prayer
    Dear obama
    Lord you are so young and handsome, wise and wonderful to thee we pray and pledge our undying love. WE thank thee for our daily chance to see you on TV.
    Please allow us to continue to bask in your greatness oh lord Obama even as you tirelessly work to restore our place at the feet of the sovrign in this nation and the nations of our former enemies.
    Please forgive our arrogence and diressivness and our bigoted ways. remove from us our desire to return to our old ways of thinking for ourselves, paying just our bills and defending our shores.
    Lord we pray you give us the ability to speak spanish and read in arabic, Help us to adopt the customs of our chinese brothers. give us the faith to throw open our boarders. we know only you can protect us oh dear one and we thank and praise thee for it.
    help us forget our foolish thoughts of our old god and worship only you for you are the one true savior and we trust all who you place above us in your name we pray
    amen, bruthaman
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  • mark christianmark christian Member Posts: 24,453 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by HobbyGuy
    "Oh great invisible man in the sky, please make the moron in the white house go away. I'll eat all my vegetables and won't be mean to ugly fat people any more. I promise. Aloha!" [:D]

    Jim




    Amen brother!
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  • Colonel PlinkColonel Plink Member Posts: 16,460
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by HobbyGuy
    "Oh great invisible man in the sky, please make the moron in the white house go away. I'll eat all my vegetables and won't be mean to ugly fat people any more. I promise. Aloha!" [:D]

    Jim



    I am humbled by the sacrifices some of you are willing to make.
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  • mark christianmark christian Member Posts: 24,453 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Colonel Plink
    quote:Originally posted by HobbyGuy
    I'll eat all my vegetables and won't be mean to ugly fat people any more. I promise. Aloha!" [:D]

    Jim



    I am humbled by the sacrifices some of you are willing to make.


    I'm not over the top on the sacrafices: I'd rather see Obama get a second term than finish a plate of Lima Beans [xx(].
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  • txlawdogtxlawdog Member Posts: 10,039 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    He didn't want anyone to see him kneeling on his prayer rug!
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  • scottm21166scottm21166 Member Posts: 20,723
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by txlawdog
    He didn't want anyone to see him kneeling on his prayer rug!

    yeah he prays 5 times a day anyway, huh?
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