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Wife wants to know something about this site

select-fireselect-fire Member Posts: 69,514 ✭✭✭✭
edited May 2006 in General Discussion
Does it pay some kinda bonus points if you buy so many firearms? I just told her I have to send out ANOTHER postal money order tomorrow . I think she is starting to get suspicious of my activity.[:o)]
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  • dlrjjdlrjj Member Posts: 5,529 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Just tell her it is for a partial payment on your phonesex bill and I'm sure it will all work out OK.[:D]
    Tax evasion is illegal, tax avoidance is an art form.
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  • FrancFFrancF Member Posts: 35,279 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by select-fire
    Does it pay some kinda bonus points if you buy so many firearms?


    Frequent flyer miles.[:o)][:D][;)]
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  • select-fireselect-fire Member Posts: 69,514 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    We were leaving tomorrow morning to go pick up a gun out of town I had checked, and I told her we had to swing by the bank... OOPS..
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  • select-fireselect-fire Member Posts: 69,514 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by FrancF
    quote:Originally posted by select-fire
    Does it pay some kinda bonus points if you buy so many firearms?


    Frequent flyer miles.[:o)][:D][;)]


    I told her they were investments... that story is getting old.. I need some new ideas[:(]
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  • wanted manwanted man Member Posts: 3,276
    edited November -1
    Tell her to mind her own business, if she were in front of the stove where she belongs she 'prolly wouldn't be able to see the 'puter anyway![}:)]



    j/k
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  • dlrjjdlrjj Member Posts: 5,529 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Don't you dare reveal anything about this site. If you tell her, she'll spread the word to the other wives and then we all go down the drain. We'll be doomed.[;)]
    Tax evasion is illegal, tax avoidance is an art form.
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  • dclocodcloco Member Posts: 2,967
    edited November -1
    Select - hmmm...where are your "brothers in arms" when you need them?

    Come on guys...obviously, HIS back is against the stove....help him out.
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  • 41 nut41 nut Member Posts: 3,016
    edited November -1
    select-fire, tell her that you are making investmenst. That in 20 years when you are ready to sell a few that she will be glad you bought them now. Point out that I've sold a very few handguns out of my 30 year collection and am now buying toys for my wife and I. Sold 5 handguns and with the profits just bought 2 bran new 4x4 ATV's - one for the wife and one for me. Just point out to her that the investmenst you make today will double in value 4 or 5 times in the next 20 years.
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  • select-fireselect-fire Member Posts: 69,514 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I guess the issue is.. she wants to know why I bought a gun exactly like the one I am picking up tomorrow. Isn't one enough?.. Well not actually honey they didn't make very many..
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  • wanted manwanted man Member Posts: 3,276
    edited November -1
    Tell her unless SHE wants to start 'splaining ALL the money she spends on bull-shiite like laundry detergent, toothpaste, deodorant, etc, she should concentrate on more important things, like the laundry, washing the car and yard work![}:)] *LOL*
    OR, tell her that BunBroker is located in Atlanta, Ga and y'all can drive down there some Saturday and, "look at all the guns!" *LOL*[;)]
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  • MossbergboogieMossbergboogie Member Posts: 12,211
    edited November -1
    Next time give her some money to go shopping with and tell her you need to pick somthinging up... Pick up your gun and some flowers. hide the gun in the back seat and give her the flowers. End of story.
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  • 11b6r11b6r Member Posts: 16,584 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Well, if your state has a "one gun a month" law, just tell her you are doing like the state says- and buying one a month. Wanted Man- it's nice to see some folks still tap dance in minefields.
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  • mateomasfeomateomasfeo Member Posts: 27,143
    edited November -1
    Hey, I love that little lady
    I GOT to be her fool
    Aint no love like my baby
    I can break the Golden Rule.

    Cause I get down on my knees
    I pray the love on down
    And if I always try to please
    I don't know the reason why

    Cause she is my girl
    and she can never go
    If I drink too much at night
    Somebody please bring me down

    Hit me.

    Page/Plant - "I'm Gonna Crawl"
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  • pickenuppickenup Member Posts: 22,844 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by select-fire
    Wife wants to know something about this site
    Blame it on some OTHER site.

    Hey, if she has gone this long, and is just "starting" to get suspicious, I'm sure you will come up with something.
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  • Bolivers WifeBolivers Wife Member Posts: 1,972 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I don't know what to tell you.......when it came to boliver and I, I used to have to beg him for a gun........
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