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Got the ol' stink eye again this morning!

dheffleydheffley Member Posts: 25,000 ✭
edited September 2006 in General Discussion
First , they only give patients a shower every other day at the rehab. Sandy is having none of this, so I help her on the in between days because she is going to have a shower every day or the world is going to stop turning. All of the nurses knew this, and the first time, they trained me on how to use their equipment so I would be allowed to to it for her.

This morning, there was a new nurse. I got the shower chair and the nurse asked me what I was doing. I told her, "She smells like road kill. I'm going to hose her down." She just looked at me in shock, not knowing we have been doing this for weeks.

She said, "Let me get one of the tech's to show you how to use the shower and chair."

I told her, "Don't worry about it. When we're home I just roll her out in the back yard and hose her off with the water hose. Then I let her sit out there until she's dry and roll her back in. It's a little tough on her in the winter, but she can handle it. This can't be much different."

Stink eye, stink eye, stink eye!

Then Sandy ruined it. She said, "He's kidding. They already showed him how to use the equipment weeks ago and he's been doing this every other day for me."

Leave it to a woman to ruin a good joke![;)]
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  • spryorspryor Member Posts: 9,155
    edited November -1
    Steenkn wimen!![;)]
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  • n/an/a Member Posts: 168,427 ✭
    edited November -1
    Danny,...
    I know you will understand when I say this...

    It brings a tear when I see you post "what Sandy says"....

    I am so damn happy to see it....

    Give her a kiss and hug for us ....
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  • dheffleydheffley Member Posts: 25,000 ✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by BlackRoses
    Danny,...
    I know you will understand when I say this...

    It brings a tear when I see you post "what Sandy says"....

    I am so damn happy to see it....

    Give her a kiss and hug for us ....


    That tounge is wagging at both ends these days, and I love it! Now, if we can only get her to slap me with that right hand, I'll be in heaven![:D]

    I hug and kiss on her every day.. Guess the social worker will accuse me of "taking advantage" of her next![}:)]
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  • temblortemblor Member Posts: 2,153 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
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  • pickenuppickenup Member Posts: 22,844 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Your going to get called into the office.....again, if you don't watch it.
    You KNOW she is going to report this. [:D][:D][:D]
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  • JamesRKJamesRK Member Posts: 25,670 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Glad to hear she's doing so well. [:)]
    The road to hell is paved with COMPROMISE.
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  • dlrjjdlrjj Member Posts: 5,529 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Yep, I see a restraining order coming down the pike right now. You just can't trust a fella that looks out for his own, what would happen if we all did that? Why, kindness would just break out everywhere, and we can't have that happening, now can we?[;)]

    Glad to hear she's getting fiesty, that's always a good sign.[:)]
    Tax evasion is illegal, tax avoidance is an art form.
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  • Slow_HandSlow_Hand Member Posts: 2,835
    edited November -1
    Great news Danny! And I'm gonna pray that Sandy DOES slap you (lovingly) with her right hand real soon.[;)][^]
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  • fugawefugawe Member Posts: 1,540 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    "This morning, there was a new nurse. I got the shower chair and the nurse asked me what I was doing. I told her, "She smells like road kill. I'm going to hose her down." She just looked at me in shock, not knowing we have been doing this for weeks."

    Now I don't care who you are, that there's funny!![:D][:D]
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  • gagirlgagirl Member Posts: 5,408
    edited November -1
    Danny great news that you guys are getting through this! You are a good husband and I know she appreciates all that you are doing for her. I would be willng to bet this time with you, and all the help you are giving so willingly, means more to her than she will ever be able to express. It is nice to see love.
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  • Horse Plains DrifterHorse Plains Drifter Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 40,233 ***** Forums Admin
    edited November -1
    So glad to hear how well she's doing!
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  • thunderboltthunderbolt Member Posts: 6,041 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Glad to hear the good news. Watch the jokes with nurses, though.
    They love payback.
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  • jabronij3jabronij3 Member Posts: 4,686
    edited November -1
    That tounge is wagging at both ends these days, and I love it! Now, if we can only get her to slap me with that right hand, I'll be in heaven![:D]

    I hug and kiss on her every day.. Guess the social worker will accuse me of "taking advantage" of her next![}:)]
    I don't know you sir but thank you for loving your wife as one should and thank you for your belief and trust in God and His word, God bless you and yours[:)]
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