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redneck !!
mond
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A redneck took his daughter to the Gynocologist.
They waited in the Doctor's office when finally the Doctor came in and asked the father: "Well, what are we here for today"?
The father answered: "to get my daughter on birth control, Doc".
"Well, is your daughter sexually active?", asked the Doctor.
"No", answered the redneck, "she just lays there like her mother".
[:D]
They waited in the Doctor's office when finally the Doctor came in and asked the father: "Well, what are we here for today"?
The father answered: "to get my daughter on birth control, Doc".
"Well, is your daughter sexually active?", asked the Doctor.
"No", answered the redneck, "she just lays there like her mother".
[:D]
Comments
I take offence to that.[:(!]
Just don't take a fence to Mond.
*_r_done- Isn't that first pic the William Jefferson Clinton Library?
Actually mine is pretty far up on one end. Its not as high as that one but you can stand under it. The other end is right on the ground.
[:D][:D][:D]
I take offence to that.[:(!]
no offence intended,
..but there again ma chickens keep gettin out !! [:D]
quote:Originally posted by Redneck
I take offence to that.[:(!]
no offence intended,
..but there again ma chickens keep gettin out !! [:D]
Maybe if you put up offence your chickens won't get out!!!!!!![:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]
"get off me dad, youre crushin ma smokes"
How did you get my wedding pictures? My sister is good looking ain't she![:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]
Which one is your sister?[:0][:D]
[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][;)][8D]
Which one is your sister?[:0][:D]
BOTH! LOL [:o)][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]
How about these
I thought this was the Bill CLinton Presidential Library at first.
I would rather be a redneck than a bleening brit[:D]
a brit what??...BrIT DAFT!![:D][:D]
quote:Originally posted by *_r_done
How about these
I thought this was the Bill CLinton Presidential Library at first.
You know you can judge a Rednecks status by how high his mobile is off the ground.
The higher the home, the redder the neck! LOL [:D][:D][:D]
yall shouldnt make fun of the people who live in trailers[:D]
I are one who lives in a trailer! And mine is a skyscraper like the one pictured. [:D][:D]
My next purchase is gunna be one of them there yauts [:D]
quote:Originally posted by jackson231
yall shouldnt make fun of the people who live in trailers[:D]
I are one who lives in a trailer! And mine is a skyscraper like the one pictured. [:D][:D][:D]
yep trailer trash here [:p][:p][:p][:D][:D][:D][:D]
Thats scary! A picture of Kennedy right before he ran for the US Senate![:D]
quote:Originally posted by kyplumber
Thats scary! A picture of Kennedy right before he ran for the US Senate![:D]
The bride is a Jeff Gordon fan.. find the tatoo..
quote:Originally posted by sig232
quote:Originally posted by kyplumber
Thats scary! A picture of Kennedy right before he ran for the US Senate![:D]
The bride is a Jeff Gordon fan.. find the tatoo..
Yea but the day after our wedding she went to the tatooist and had that changed to a black and red 28 for the old texico/havoline ford from when Allison,Irvan, and Rudd days. I convinced her that Jeff Gordon was gay! [:D]
if she wanted a real tatoo she would have a 3 on for the gratest of all time.
I agree but it was to hard to change the 24 to a 3. So we settled for a 28 [:D][:D]
You Guys are Sick Sick Sick.[:D][:D][:D]LOL
I just want to know since I married my sister, are the kids my son and daughter, or are they my niece and nephew? [:D][:D]
quote:Originally posted by Wild Okie
You Guys are Sick Sick Sick.[:D][:D][:D]LOL
I just want to know since I married my sister, are the kids my son and daughter, or are they my niece and nephew? [:D][:D]
Depends iffen your brother is your father? they might be yer cousins twice removed. [:D]
Ya know what they say........ Mamas baby...papas maybe[:D]
Allen
Theres only two kinds of people. reddneks and people who wanna be !!!!!
Which one is THIS guy!??
This wasn't supposed to be a joke...
it just worked out that way[:D]
Here sets the grooms men...
quote:reddnek:
Theres only two kinds of people. reddneks and people who wanna be !!!!!
Which one is THIS guy!??
Hey zip, Where did you get my picture from? [:D][:D][:D]
Theres only two kinds of people. reddneks and people who wanna be !!!!!
You can only talk about rednecks if you are one!
AND I ARE ONE! [:D]
quote:
Originally posted by jbjm04
I would rather be a redneck than a bleening brit
a brit what??...BrIT DAFT!! then what are ya[?]