My Wife Left Me (joke)

Wrangler

My wife left me...

I don't understand. After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses and I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12 pack on weekends. Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed something when she came home from grocery shopping.

I looked at the receipt and saw $45 for makeup. I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"

She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."

I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"


I don't think she'll be back...

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