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Zombie Load out kit.
Nwcid
Member Posts: 10,674 ✭
Now I can't keep up with all of the Zombie threads so if this has been posted before I am sorry. This is a set up kit ready to go from http://www.fbmginc.com/index.php?page=shop.product_details&flypage=shop.flypage&product_id=383&category_id=125&manufacturer_id=0&option=com_virtuemart&Itemid=1. Keep in mind this is a load out for up to 100 Zombies.
FBMG Zombie Loadout Kit
Price: $21,999.99
FBMG Zombie Loadout Kit
Due to the high volume of customer requests, FBMG has pooled our
vast corporate knowledge to produce the industries only dealer
endorsed Zombie load out. We unconditionally guarantee this load
out for Zombie outbreaks involving up to 100 undead*. Other
company's Zombie kits claim to be good for Zombies, but they
don't take into account the new super fast Zombies. Here at
FBMG, we take our undead seriously, fast or slow, we've got you
covered.
It is a well known fact that the new Army ACU pattern was computer
designed to make it less visible to the human eye. It is less well
known that these same properties make the wearer practically
invisible to Zombies. The vision of Zombies is greatly degraded
due to poor blood flow to the eyes of the undead.
Recent experience with the Huricane Katrina Zombie outbreak in
Louisiana demonstrated this clearly. National Guard Special
Forces Soldiers with the ACU found that they could move among
the undead with impunity. The failure of the 5.56mm M-4 to
provide single shot stops is reflected in this load out. The
effect of the MARPAT used by the Marines has not been studied.
The blue camouflage patterns adopted by the Navy and Air Force
actually seem to attract the attention of Zombies.
WARNING: This load out is designed for individuals who have seen
at least three modern Zombie films. The shooters lack of
familiarity with Zombies may result in failure which will not be
covered by the warranty. Please list the Zombie movies you have
seen on your order form.
Clothing:
-ACU Uniform & Goretex
-ACU Bush Hat
-Belleville boots
-Nomex Gloves
-Camel Back BFM in ACU pattern
-FBMG ACS armored carrier system w/ Molle pouches
Weapons.
Depending on your personal tastes, FBMG recommends either a
shotgun for close range immediate stops, or a .308 rifle for more
precise Zombie dispatching. Due to the reliability in extreme
conditions, FBMG recommends the use of Kalashnikov format
weapons. Please specify on your order shotgun or rifle.
Please specify:
-Saiga .308 with Tromix conversion
-Ultimak gas tube Rail system
-EOTec 553
-M-3 light
-Thirteen 20 round magazines
or
-Saiga 12 Gauge with Tromix Mini 8 conversion (this gun has an 8
inch barrel and requires SBR) Doubles as a breaching gun to
force your way into buildings if you need to escape an outbreak
of more than 100 Zombies. Non-NFA states will receive Tromix 18
inch Saiga.
-Ultimak gas tube Rail system
-EOTec 553
-M-3 light
-Thirteen 8 round magazines
Handgun
-STI Tactical 4.15 with extended threaded barrel
-Advanced Armament Evolution SOF-45 suppressor
-Ten 14 round magazines
-M-3 light
-ACU drop leg holster
Ammunition for loadout and training
-10,000 rounds .308 JHP
-1,000 12 ga slugs
-5,000 12 ga 00 buckshot
-10,000 rounds .45 JHP
Misc.
FBMG will provide all of the necessary implements and tools
to survive an average Zombie outbreak.
-PVS-7 Night Vision device w/spare batteries
-Benchmade fixed Presidio knife w/ Molle sheath
-Benchmade folding Presidio knife
-Multi-tool
-Inova 24/7 signal light
-Inova T3 light
-Compass
-GPS
Training
Owning a piano does not make someone a musician, just as buying
the FBMG Zombie Loadout does not make an individual a monster
hunter. FBMG will provide professional training as part of this
kit to increase the customer's survivability, including our 2
day basic shotgun, rifle, and handgun, followed by our 2 day
advanced shotgun, rifle, and handgun.
*Disclaimer: FBMG does not guarantee the Zombie Loadout for outbreaks of
greater than 100 Zombies. If customer is devoured by the undead, FBMG
will provide a full refund of the customer's money to their next of kin,
provided that proof can be provided that said customer was actually eaten
by Zombies. The FBMG Zombie Loadout is not guaranteed against vampires,
werewolves, shapeshifters, demons, doppelgangers, Cthulhu or his minions,
giant radioactive animals, chupacabras, wendigos, sasquatch, scientologists,
space aliens, mummies, Frankenstein's monster, or major league baseball.
Void where prohibited. All applicable NFA rules apply.
Customer Reviews:
Mark Larson (Tuesday, 04 July 2006)
Rating:
While I noted a disturbing lack of flame throwing devices and armored personal carriers (AKA old school busses with the windows boarded shut and a snow plow attached to the front) Im still giving it a perfect score because I though the ammo volume to be suficient and the use of the tromix SBR to be appropriate as back up zombie dispatching units. I also feel the 100 zombie limit to be resonable. Also note: If you live in a non-NFA state, you deserve to get eaten! Call your legislators today and expose the zombie threat for what it is so you can be properly armed for the big event!
M. Nightcrawler (Saturday, 01 July 2006)
Rating:
This product works as advertised! Between the training, the weapons, and the equipment, I was easily able to survive the recent zombie outbreak in my locality. The ACU woks very well! Even the new, fast-moving, undead track stars can't seem to locate you when wearing this advanced camouflage. With the converted Saiga .308, I was easily dropping and immobilizing zombies with single hits at ranges of up to 400 meters! Highly recommended and worth every penny!
FBMG Zombie Loadout Kit
Price: $21,999.99
FBMG Zombie Loadout Kit
Due to the high volume of customer requests, FBMG has pooled our
vast corporate knowledge to produce the industries only dealer
endorsed Zombie load out. We unconditionally guarantee this load
out for Zombie outbreaks involving up to 100 undead*. Other
company's Zombie kits claim to be good for Zombies, but they
don't take into account the new super fast Zombies. Here at
FBMG, we take our undead seriously, fast or slow, we've got you
covered.
It is a well known fact that the new Army ACU pattern was computer
designed to make it less visible to the human eye. It is less well
known that these same properties make the wearer practically
invisible to Zombies. The vision of Zombies is greatly degraded
due to poor blood flow to the eyes of the undead.
Recent experience with the Huricane Katrina Zombie outbreak in
Louisiana demonstrated this clearly. National Guard Special
Forces Soldiers with the ACU found that they could move among
the undead with impunity. The failure of the 5.56mm M-4 to
provide single shot stops is reflected in this load out. The
effect of the MARPAT used by the Marines has not been studied.
The blue camouflage patterns adopted by the Navy and Air Force
actually seem to attract the attention of Zombies.
WARNING: This load out is designed for individuals who have seen
at least three modern Zombie films. The shooters lack of
familiarity with Zombies may result in failure which will not be
covered by the warranty. Please list the Zombie movies you have
seen on your order form.
Clothing:
-ACU Uniform & Goretex
-ACU Bush Hat
-Belleville boots
-Nomex Gloves
-Camel Back BFM in ACU pattern
-FBMG ACS armored carrier system w/ Molle pouches
Weapons.
Depending on your personal tastes, FBMG recommends either a
shotgun for close range immediate stops, or a .308 rifle for more
precise Zombie dispatching. Due to the reliability in extreme
conditions, FBMG recommends the use of Kalashnikov format
weapons. Please specify on your order shotgun or rifle.
Please specify:
-Saiga .308 with Tromix conversion
-Ultimak gas tube Rail system
-EOTec 553
-M-3 light
-Thirteen 20 round magazines
or
-Saiga 12 Gauge with Tromix Mini 8 conversion (this gun has an 8
inch barrel and requires SBR) Doubles as a breaching gun to
force your way into buildings if you need to escape an outbreak
of more than 100 Zombies. Non-NFA states will receive Tromix 18
inch Saiga.
-Ultimak gas tube Rail system
-EOTec 553
-M-3 light
-Thirteen 8 round magazines
Handgun
-STI Tactical 4.15 with extended threaded barrel
-Advanced Armament Evolution SOF-45 suppressor
-Ten 14 round magazines
-M-3 light
-ACU drop leg holster
Ammunition for loadout and training
-10,000 rounds .308 JHP
-1,000 12 ga slugs
-5,000 12 ga 00 buckshot
-10,000 rounds .45 JHP
Misc.
FBMG will provide all of the necessary implements and tools
to survive an average Zombie outbreak.
-PVS-7 Night Vision device w/spare batteries
-Benchmade fixed Presidio knife w/ Molle sheath
-Benchmade folding Presidio knife
-Multi-tool
-Inova 24/7 signal light
-Inova T3 light
-Compass
-GPS
Training
Owning a piano does not make someone a musician, just as buying
the FBMG Zombie Loadout does not make an individual a monster
hunter. FBMG will provide professional training as part of this
kit to increase the customer's survivability, including our 2
day basic shotgun, rifle, and handgun, followed by our 2 day
advanced shotgun, rifle, and handgun.
*Disclaimer: FBMG does not guarantee the Zombie Loadout for outbreaks of
greater than 100 Zombies. If customer is devoured by the undead, FBMG
will provide a full refund of the customer's money to their next of kin,
provided that proof can be provided that said customer was actually eaten
by Zombies. The FBMG Zombie Loadout is not guaranteed against vampires,
werewolves, shapeshifters, demons, doppelgangers, Cthulhu or his minions,
giant radioactive animals, chupacabras, wendigos, sasquatch, scientologists,
space aliens, mummies, Frankenstein's monster, or major league baseball.
Void where prohibited. All applicable NFA rules apply.
Customer Reviews:
Mark Larson (Tuesday, 04 July 2006)
Rating:
While I noted a disturbing lack of flame throwing devices and armored personal carriers (AKA old school busses with the windows boarded shut and a snow plow attached to the front) Im still giving it a perfect score because I though the ammo volume to be suficient and the use of the tromix SBR to be appropriate as back up zombie dispatching units. I also feel the 100 zombie limit to be resonable. Also note: If you live in a non-NFA state, you deserve to get eaten! Call your legislators today and expose the zombie threat for what it is so you can be properly armed for the big event!
M. Nightcrawler (Saturday, 01 July 2006)
Rating:
This product works as advertised! Between the training, the weapons, and the equipment, I was easily able to survive the recent zombie outbreak in my locality. The ACU woks very well! Even the new, fast-moving, undead track stars can't seem to locate you when wearing this advanced camouflage. With the converted Saiga .308, I was easily dropping and immobilizing zombies with single hits at ranges of up to 400 meters! Highly recommended and worth every penny!
Comments
That zombie kit is almost completly worthless.