In order to participate in the GunBroker Member forums, you must be logged in with your GunBroker.com account. Click the sign-in button at the top right of the forums page to get connected.
Ever have this happen {For Adult Men to read only}
danlittle
Member Posts: 2,242 ✭✭✭✭✭
Back several years ago when I was about 18 years old, I was doing a lot of rodeo'n in fla. during the winter months.
anyway, we, my travel'n partners and I were at a place called River Ranch Resort in south Fla. for a weekly rodeo they held.
Now river ranch was a western resort with a motel, old time saloon, horseback riding rentals ect.
They held a rodeo every week & then everybody was off to the saloon where there was a band & a big party.
River ranch had just spent a bunch of money remodeling their motel rooms, & we always stayed the night in one after the party.
Anyhow, I was single and had been chase'n this Real Pretty little thing for quite some time, And this pat. week she finally agreed to go out with me.
The night this all took place I had gotten real lucky in the draw & won the bullriding, which meant I had a pocket full of green to spend on my new found dream date.
Sooo, off to the saloon we went, for a long night of drinking, & dance'n.
Anyway about close'n time my new found love & I took a bottle & headed to my room for a little more party'n or such.
Well one thing lead to another, & I found myself helping this girl to disrobe. Being the tough Cowboy type and wanting to impress this sweet thang, I just kinda gave her clothes a toss over my shoulder.
About that time i happen to look back And noticed that her frilly undies were hang'n / stuck to the wall. {they had actually stuck to a splinter on the new wood grain paneling that had just been installed}
Now being a little drunk & seeing something I could not explain to my drunken brain, I being the True gentlemen jumped straight up & said No Thank you Mam, and very quickly exit'd the room.
After I sobered up I realized what had taken place. So I tried to explain to my new found girlfriend, who by the way was not very interested in anything I had to say from that moment on.
I learned two VERY Important leasons that night.
First never rent a room with real wood paneling and
second Never look back.
To this day when I see that girl she just smiles & tells me I will NEVER know what I missed.
Dan
anyway, we, my travel'n partners and I were at a place called River Ranch Resort in south Fla. for a weekly rodeo they held.
Now river ranch was a western resort with a motel, old time saloon, horseback riding rentals ect.
They held a rodeo every week & then everybody was off to the saloon where there was a band & a big party.
River ranch had just spent a bunch of money remodeling their motel rooms, & we always stayed the night in one after the party.
Anyhow, I was single and had been chase'n this Real Pretty little thing for quite some time, And this pat. week she finally agreed to go out with me.
The night this all took place I had gotten real lucky in the draw & won the bullriding, which meant I had a pocket full of green to spend on my new found dream date.
Sooo, off to the saloon we went, for a long night of drinking, & dance'n.
Anyway about close'n time my new found love & I took a bottle & headed to my room for a little more party'n or such.
Well one thing lead to another, & I found myself helping this girl to disrobe. Being the tough Cowboy type and wanting to impress this sweet thang, I just kinda gave her clothes a toss over my shoulder.
About that time i happen to look back And noticed that her frilly undies were hang'n / stuck to the wall. {they had actually stuck to a splinter on the new wood grain paneling that had just been installed}
Now being a little drunk & seeing something I could not explain to my drunken brain, I being the True gentlemen jumped straight up & said No Thank you Mam, and very quickly exit'd the room.
After I sobered up I realized what had taken place. So I tried to explain to my new found girlfriend, who by the way was not very interested in anything I had to say from that moment on.
I learned two VERY Important leasons that night.
First never rent a room with real wood paneling and
second Never look back.
To this day when I see that girl she just smiles & tells me I will NEVER know what I missed.
Dan
Comments
An old adage that is still truth.
If you all are lucky, sometime I'll tell you all about when my date and I dirtied up my best friend's parent's hottub during a huge party.[:)]
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again".
An old adage that is still truth.
[:D][:D][:D] Nice story dan.
Why can't you apologise with hat in hand and explain yourself.
Got Guns?
You suggest there's still interest. I dont see a big problem.
Why can't you apologise with hat in hand and explain yourself.
The main reason is that I really don't think my wife would take to kindly to my complete'n what I started that evening back in Fla.[:D]
dan
While you are out makin' love [;)]
Johhny Taylor tune from the '60s
Who's makin' love to your old lady
While you are out makin' love [;)]
Johhny Taylor tune from the '60s
Would that be "Jody"? I think it is. In fact, I'm pretty damn sure it is.