The Irish Pilots

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The Irish Pilots


As they approached Dublin number 1 runway, the tower heard....


PILOT - Bjeesus will ya look how shart dat runway is?

CO-PILOT - Yer nat kiddin, Paddy

PILOT - Dis is ganna be one a de trickiest landings ever, Shamus!

CO-PILOT - Yer nat kiddin, Paddy !!

PILOT - Right, Shamus, when I say 'go' put de engine in reverse!!

CO-PILOT - Royt, I'll do dat !!

PILOT - An den ya put de * down!!

CO-PILOT - Royt, I'll do dat, too !!

PILOT - An den stamp an de brakes as hard as yer can an pray ta Holy
Mudder a Gad !!!

CO-PILOT - I'm prayin already, but I'll hit de brakes as hard as I can.

So, as the wheels hit the ground, Shamus put the engines in reverse,
puts the * down, stamped on the brakes and continued to pray to the
Holy Mother with all his soul. The brakes screeched, the tyres
squealed,and there was smoke everywhere, but, to the relief of all the
passengers,and,not least of all, Paddy and Shamus, the aircraft came to
a stop but a few metres from the end of the runway!!!

As Paddy and Shamus sat in the cockpit regaining some composure, Paddy
looked out of the window and said to Shamus, "Dat has gat ta be De
shartist runway in de world!"

Shamus replied, "Yes, but da ya see how wide it is?" [:D]

Horse Plains Drifter

[:D][:D][:D][:D]Them silly Irish!!

zipperzap

[:D][:D][:D]

mond

but that was a cracker , so it be!![:D][:D][:D]