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cammel & its mom..

mondmond Member Posts: 6,458
edited May 2006 in General Discussion
baby cammel wondering around one day bored, asks it mom..
hey mom why do i have such wide toes??
well daling ,mom cammel replies, its so you feet can walk thro the sand without sinking!
so mom ,the kid asks, why do i have long eye lashes ,im a guy??
darling,the mom camel replies, it's to stop the sand from damaging you eye sight, you can see thro your lovely eyelashes!
mom so why the humps?? baby camel asks.
darling ,mom camel replies, when we walk thro the desert for miles & miles in the blazing sun, we need to carry our water!!
the baby cammel thinks a while ,& then asks mom.
so mom,.. why are we in the CITY ZOO !!![:D][:D]

Comments

  • lazeruslazerus Member Posts: 1,950 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    And mom replies, "because its better than being ridden by a stinky, sleezy, sweaty raghead."
  • He DogHe Dog Member Posts: 51,593 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Must be a bactrian camel having two hummps.
  • ripley16ripley16 Member Posts: 4,834
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by lazerus
    And mom replies, "because its better than being ridden by a stinky, sleezy, sweaty raghead."



    Please, enough demeaning our arab friends! It is NOT a RAG! It is a SHEET!!
    Please use the correct term SHEETHEAD so we don't offend anyone.
  • lazeruslazerus Member Posts: 1,950 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by ripley16
    quote:Originally posted by lazerus
    And mom replies, "because its better than being ridden by a stinky, sleezy, sweaty raghead."



    Please, enough demeaning our arab friends! It is NOT a RAG! It is a SHEET!!
    Please use the correct term SHEETHEAD so we don't offend anyone.


    Sorry that was a camel quote. She aint learned to be pollitically correct yet.
  • DaBowMan18DaBowMan18 Member Posts: 2,962
    edited November -1
    funny but true
  • mondmond Member Posts: 6,458
    edited November -1
    This was a joke my 13 yr old daughter brought home, i lmfao.(oh well, i tried!!)

    a change from gas,immigrants,rag heads & illegals!! [;)]
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