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Where do Pirates go after work?

pietro75pietro75 Member Posts: 7,048
edited May 2009 in General Discussion
To the BAARRRRR!

How do they get there you ask?

In a caarrrrr!

What kinda of socks do they wear you wonder?

ARRRGhile!


OK I got nothin'

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  • burdz19burdz19 Member Posts: 4,145
    edited November -1
    I want the wrenches back after making me read that...........[;)][:D][:D][:D]
  • n/an/a Member Posts: 168,427
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by pietro75
    To the BAARRRRR!

    How do they get there you ask?

    In a caarrrrr!

    What kinda of socks do they wear you wonder?

    ARRRGhile!


    OK I got nothin'


    Pete -

    [:)][;)]
  • moonshinemoonshine Member Posts: 8,471
    edited November -1
    quote:OK I got nothin'

    yep
  • MMOMEQ-55MMOMEQ-55 Member Posts: 13,134
    edited November -1
  • Locust ForkLocust Fork Member Posts: 31,909 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    What.....no "poop deck" jokes?
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  • H.S. 10-XH.S. 10-X Member Posts: 1,360 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    A pirate walks into a bar with a ships steering wheel tied to his crotch.
    The bartender yells, "Hey pirate you got a ships steering wheel tied to your crotch!"
    The pirate replies. "AAARGH matie, and it's drivin' me nuts!"
  • SCorversSCorvers Member Posts: 2,063 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    What's a pirates favorite restaraunt ?












    Aaaaaaarrrrrrby's[:D]
  • pietro75pietro75 Member Posts: 7,048
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by burdz19
    I want the wrenches back after making me read that...........[;)][:D][:D][:D]


    Sorry, The wrenches have become my favorite personal set, I will not relinquish them, I would rather walk the plank.
  • pietro75pietro75 Member Posts: 7,048
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Locust Fork
    What.....no "poop deck" jokes?


    What in the Halibut Spongebob! Ahoy... there's fire on the poop deck boys!
  • victorlvlbvictorlvlb Member Posts: 5,004
    edited November -1
    They go there rums to sleep.
  • H.S. 10-XH.S. 10-X Member Posts: 1,360 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    A pirate and a sailor are at a bar drinkin' rum.
    The pirate has a peg leg, a hook for a hand, and an eye patch.
    The sailor asks, "How did you get the peg leg?"
    The pirate respondes "I was washed overboard during a storm, and a shark ate off me leg!"
    Then the sailor asks "How did you get the hook hand?"
    "Aye matie" the pirate says "My hand was chopped off during a sword fight!"
    "How did you lose your eye and get the eye patch?" the sailor asks?
    "I was sailing the open sea when I looked up into the sky and seagull pooped in me eye!" the pirate says.
    "How did seagull poop cause you to loose your eye?" the sailor asks?
    The pirate respondes. "AAARGH! It was the first day with me hook hand!"
  • pietro75pietro75 Member Posts: 7,048
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by H.S. 10-X
    A pirate and a sailor are at a bar drinkin' rum.
    The pirate has a peg leg, a hook for a hand, and an eye patch.
    The sailor asks, "How did you get the peg leg?"
    The pirate respondes "I was washed overboard during a storm, and a shark ate off me leg!"
    Then the sailor asks "How did you get the hook hand?"
    "Aye matie" the pirate says "My hand was chopped off during a sword fight!"
    "How did you lose your eye and get the eye patch?" the sailor asks?
    "I was sailing the open sea when I looked up into the sky and seagull pooped in me eye!" the pirate says.
    "How did seagull poop cause you to loose your eye?" the sailor asks?
    The pirate respondes. "AAARGH! It was the first day with me hook hand!"


    LOL...I wonder how big the SCAARRRRR was?[:D]
  • Locust ForkLocust Fork Member Posts: 31,909 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    killing me!!!
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  • drygulchdandrygulchdan Member Posts: 1,264 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by H.S. 10-X
    A pirate walks into a bar with a ships steering wheel tied to his crotch.
    The bartender yells, "Hey pirate you got a ships steering wheel tied to your crotch!"
    The pirate replies. "AAARGH matie, and it's drivin' me nuts!"

    AAARRRRGGGGGHHHH, one of me favorites, matie.[:D]
  • 11BravoCrunchie11BravoCrunchie Member Posts: 33,423 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:What ARRRE ye doin'?

    What are YOU doing?

    No, what AAARRRREEE ye doin'?

    What are YOU doing?!

    Sorry, had to quote Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End.
  • quickmajikquickmajik Member Posts: 15,576 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Where do Pirates go after work?

    to get a burger at HARRRDY's
  • mjbmxzmjbmxz Member Posts: 1,096 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    what do young pirates like to to do? pAAAARRRRRty!!!!!!!
  • Rocky RaabRocky Raab Member Posts: 14,354 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    ... to be continued on September 19, National Talk Like A Pirate Day.


    Honest.
    I may be a bit crazy - but I didn't drive myself.
  • fideaufideau Member Posts: 11,895 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    They go to town to pick up their 'oars.
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