Happy birthday Chuck Norris'

Big Sky Redneck

A little video of Chuck [:)]

http://youtu.be/E6UTz_Doic8

TrinityScrimshaw

I read where Chuck Norris has a Grizzly Rug on the floor in his house.

It's not dead, it's just to scared to move...[;)]

Trinity +++

He Dog

Happy 75th Chuck. Watch out for Wundudnee.

Sam06

Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong phone


Happy Birthday Chuck.

Plain ole bubba

Chuck Norris is so tough that when he was doing CPR training..

He brought the dummy to life!

tapwater

..Those were all great. Even got my wife laughing hard. That's
tough to do when she's reading!.....[:D]
..You do know that when Chuck does push-ups, he pushes the
earth down, right?

Colonel Plink

jev1969

If at first you don't succeed...you're not Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read...he just glares at the book until it gives up the information.

Chuck Norris was once bit by a King Cobra...after 3 days of agonizing pain the snake died.
[8D]

droptop

PROBLEM



FIXED

fideau

When Superman gets ready for bed, he puts on his Chuck Norris pajamas.
When Chuck Norris falls in a river, he doesn't get wet.
The river gets Chuck Norrised.