DUI with style! funny!!

gearheaddad

I heard this one years ago about a DUI Wisconsin style!
Enjoy..........

DUI - LOUISIANA STYLE

Only a person in Louisiana could think of this.
From the parish where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this
true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in
Houma,
Louisiana. After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so
intoxicated that he could barely walk.
The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the
officer
quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his
keys
on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall in
to
it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left
the
bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on
and
off--it was a fine, dry summer night--, flicked the blinkers on and off
a
couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He
moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then
remained
still
for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles
left.
At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled
out
and drove slowly down the road.


The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started
up
his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man
over
and administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the
breathalyzer
indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to
the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."


"I doubt it," said the truly proud Coonass. "Tonight I'm the designated
decoy!"

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I know a group of bikers that uses this tactic.

steveg

thats a very old joke I heard when I was a kid

jackson231

someone else put that joke on gun broker 3-4 weeks ago-is a funny joke though