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U.S. Marine joke
matwor
Member Posts: 20,594
The train was quite crowded, so the U. S. Marine walked the entire
length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a
well-dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle.
The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"
The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular,
"Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was
under that dog.
"Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired." She! snorted, "Not
only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"
This time the Marine didn't say a word, he just picked up the little
dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.
The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! Put this American in
his place!"
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans often
seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork
in
the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road.
And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong gripe out the window.
length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a
well-dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle.
The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"
The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular,
"Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was
under that dog.
"Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired." She! snorted, "Not
only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"
This time the Marine didn't say a word, he just picked up the little
dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.
The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! Put this American in
his place!"
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans often
seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork
in
the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road.
And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong gripe out the window.
Comments
funny joke though [:D]
note: I'm fairly certain that gripe= bee-yotch
funny joke though [:D]
Did you figure that out from the first four or five times its been posted or from your Kansas Education? Don
quote:Originally posted by KSUmarksman
note: I'm fairly certain that gripe= bee-yotch
funny joke though [:D]
Did you figure that out from the first four or five times its been posted or from your Kansas Education? Don
Give the kid a break, he's going to a state school. I'm just kidding you KSU!