Rednecks know how to *-R-dun):-)

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Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"

Yes. What can I do for you?"


I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith...
He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know
how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there."


Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no
marijuana.


They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly, the phone rings at
Virgil's house.

Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....did the Sheriff come?"

Yeah!"

Did they chop your firewood?"

Yep!"

Happy Birthday, buddy!"


Rednecks know how to *-R-dun):-)

zipperzap

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Nice burst of humor tonight!

FEENIX

L[:D]L!

I wonder if that works here in MT?

Blckhrn

Clearly you have no respect for authority and should be drawn and quartered.

00scoots

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Slow_Hand

BADDA-BOOM!

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sig232

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