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Bell Ringing Monk
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So this Monks job is to ring the bells twice a day. three ropes three bells.. everyday!... he gets tired of doing it all the time, puts an ad in the paper for part time bellringer...... A knock comes at the door, he answers, and its a midget with no arms. "can I help ya" he says, "sure, you put an ad for bellringer, im applyin" Well says the monk" it would be kind of hard for ya cuz it takes arm strength". The midget says," if ya dont give me a chance you"d be violating the Handicapped person act, and I could sue"." Well, in that case ,come on up to the bell tower with me and give it a try" says the monk. So up they go. When they get there, there are three bells with ropes hanging from them and each has to be rung. The midget takes a walk around the bells, looks over the side at the 40 foot drop, and you can see a brain bomb go off in his head. he backs up, takes a running start and slams his face into the 1st bell...BOOONNNNGGGGgg! ...gets up, shakes himself off and goes for the 2nd bell...BOONNGGG!... Gets up again, pretty woozy this time,... staggers toward th 3rd bell, hits it a glancing blow... *! Goes over the side,and falls 40 feet.... The Monk is horrified, he runs down the stairs, when he gets there, a crowd has already gathered and a man has his finger on the midgets caratoid artery, he looks up and says "This man is dead, does any one know who he is"?The monk says'( your gonna kill me!!) NO!!! BUT HIS FACE SURE DOES RING A BELL !!!!
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The monk answered: "I don't know his name, but he's a DEAD RINGER FOR HIS BROTHER".
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