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" THE DEER HUNT "
shellitout
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THE DEER HUNT:
1:00 AM ALARM CLOCK RINGS
2:00 AM HUNTING PARTNERS ARRIVE, DRAG YOU OUT OF BED
2:15 AM THROW EVERYTHING EXCEPT KITCHEN SINK IN PICKUP
3:00 AM LEAVE FOR THE DEEP WOODS
3:15 AM DRIVE BACK HOME AND PICK UP GUN
3:30 AM DRIVE LIKE HELL TO GET TO THE WOODS BEFORE DAYLIGHT
4:00 AM SET UP CAMP - FORGOT THE DAMN TENT
4:30 AM HEAD INTO THE WOODS
6:05 AM SEE THREE DEER
6:06 AM TAKE AIM AND SQUEEZE TRIGGER
6:07 AM "CLICK"
6:08 AM LOAD GUN WHILE WATCHING DEER GO OVER THE HILL
8:00 AM HEAD BACK TO CAMP
9:00 AM STILL LOOKING FOR CAMP
10:00 AM REALIZE YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE CAMP IS
NOON FIRE GUN FOR HELP - EAT WILD BERRIES
12:15 PM RUN OUT OF BERRIES, THREE DEER COME BACK
12:20 PM STRANGE FEELING IN STOMACH
12:30 PM REALIZE YOU ATE POISON BERRIES
12:45 PM RESCUED
12:55 PM RUSHED TO HOSPITAL TO HAVE STOMACH PUMPED
3:00 PM ARRIVE BACK AT CAMP
3:30 PM LEAVE CAMP TO KILL DEER
4:00 PM RETURN TO CAMP FOR BULLETS
4:01 PM LOAD GUN, LEAVE CAMP AGAIN
5:00 PM EMPTY GUN AT SQUIRREL THAT IS BUGGING YOU - MISS
6:00 PM ARRIVE AT CAMP, SEE DEER GRAZING IN CAMP
6:01 PM LOAD GUN
6:02 PM FIRE GUN
6:03 PM ONE DEAD TRUCK
6:05 PM HUNTING PARTNER RETURNS TO CAMP DRAGGING DEER
6:06 PM REPRESS STRONG DESIRE TO SHOOT HUNTING PARTNER
6:07 PM FALL INTO FIRE
6:10 PM CHANGE CLOTHES, THROW BURNED ONES IN FIRE
6:15 PM TAKE PICKUP AND LEAVE PARTNER AND HIS DEER IN THE WOODS
6:25 PM PICKUP BOILS OVER - HOLE SHOT IN RADIATOR
6:26 PM START WALKING
6:30 PM STUMBLE AND FALL - DROP GUN IN MUD
6:35 PM MEET BEAR
6:36 PM TAKE AIM
6:37 PM FIRE GUN, BLOWS UP, BARREL PLUGGED WITH MUD
6:38 PM poop IN PANTS
6:39 PM CLIMB TREE
9:00 PM BEAR DEPARTS, WRAP WHAT'S LEFT OF GUN AROUND TREE
MIDNIGHT HOME AT LAST
SUNDAY WATCH FOODBALL GAME ON T.V., SLOWLY TEARING HUNTING LICENSE INTO LITTLE PIECES, PLACE IN ENVELOPE, AND MAIL TO GAME WARDEN WITH VERY CLEAR INSTRUCTIONS ON WHERE TO PLACE IT.
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1:00 AM ALARM CLOCK RINGS
2:00 AM HUNTING PARTNERS ARRIVE, DRAG YOU OUT OF BED
2:15 AM THROW EVERYTHING EXCEPT KITCHEN SINK IN PICKUP
3:00 AM LEAVE FOR THE DEEP WOODS
3:15 AM DRIVE BACK HOME AND PICK UP GUN
3:30 AM DRIVE LIKE HELL TO GET TO THE WOODS BEFORE DAYLIGHT
4:00 AM SET UP CAMP - FORGOT THE DAMN TENT
4:30 AM HEAD INTO THE WOODS
6:05 AM SEE THREE DEER
6:06 AM TAKE AIM AND SQUEEZE TRIGGER
6:07 AM "CLICK"
6:08 AM LOAD GUN WHILE WATCHING DEER GO OVER THE HILL
8:00 AM HEAD BACK TO CAMP
9:00 AM STILL LOOKING FOR CAMP
10:00 AM REALIZE YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE CAMP IS
NOON FIRE GUN FOR HELP - EAT WILD BERRIES
12:15 PM RUN OUT OF BERRIES, THREE DEER COME BACK
12:20 PM STRANGE FEELING IN STOMACH
12:30 PM REALIZE YOU ATE POISON BERRIES
12:45 PM RESCUED
12:55 PM RUSHED TO HOSPITAL TO HAVE STOMACH PUMPED
3:00 PM ARRIVE BACK AT CAMP
3:30 PM LEAVE CAMP TO KILL DEER
4:00 PM RETURN TO CAMP FOR BULLETS
4:01 PM LOAD GUN, LEAVE CAMP AGAIN
5:00 PM EMPTY GUN AT SQUIRREL THAT IS BUGGING YOU - MISS
6:00 PM ARRIVE AT CAMP, SEE DEER GRAZING IN CAMP
6:01 PM LOAD GUN
6:02 PM FIRE GUN
6:03 PM ONE DEAD TRUCK
6:05 PM HUNTING PARTNER RETURNS TO CAMP DRAGGING DEER
6:06 PM REPRESS STRONG DESIRE TO SHOOT HUNTING PARTNER
6:07 PM FALL INTO FIRE
6:10 PM CHANGE CLOTHES, THROW BURNED ONES IN FIRE
6:15 PM TAKE PICKUP AND LEAVE PARTNER AND HIS DEER IN THE WOODS
6:25 PM PICKUP BOILS OVER - HOLE SHOT IN RADIATOR
6:26 PM START WALKING
6:30 PM STUMBLE AND FALL - DROP GUN IN MUD
6:35 PM MEET BEAR
6:36 PM TAKE AIM
6:37 PM FIRE GUN, BLOWS UP, BARREL PLUGGED WITH MUD
6:38 PM poop IN PANTS
6:39 PM CLIMB TREE
9:00 PM BEAR DEPARTS, WRAP WHAT'S LEFT OF GUN AROUND TREE
MIDNIGHT HOME AT LAST
SUNDAY WATCH FOODBALL GAME ON T.V., SLOWLY TEARING HUNTING LICENSE INTO LITTLE PIECES, PLACE IN ENVELOPE, AND MAIL TO GAME WARDEN WITH VERY CLEAR INSTRUCTIONS ON WHERE TO PLACE IT.
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Comments
Thanks much![:D][:D][:D][:D]