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speed cops....
mond
Member Posts: 6,458
A middle aged man bought a brand new AMG benz. He took off
Down the road, pushed it up to 160mph and was enjoying the wind blowing
through His hair.
"This is great," he thought and accelerated to an even higher speed.
But when he eventually looked in his rear-view mirror there was a Police
Car behind him, lights flashing. "I can get away from him with no
problem" thought the man and he floored it more, and flew down the
road at Over 190mph to escape being stopped.
Then he thought, what the hell am I doing? "oh no i am too old for this kind of
thing" and pulled over to the side of the road, and waited for the
Police car to catch up to him.
The Policeman pulled in behind the AMG benz and walked up on the driver's
side. "Sir, my Shift ends in five minutes and today is Friday the 13th.
"If you can give me a good reason that I've never heard before as to why
You were speeding, I'll let you go."
The man looked back at the Policeman and said, "Last week my wife ran
Off with a handsome Policeman and I thought you were bringing her back"
The Policeman said, mmmmm"Have a nice day." [:D]
Down the road, pushed it up to 160mph and was enjoying the wind blowing
through His hair.
"This is great," he thought and accelerated to an even higher speed.
But when he eventually looked in his rear-view mirror there was a Police
Car behind him, lights flashing. "I can get away from him with no
problem" thought the man and he floored it more, and flew down the
road at Over 190mph to escape being stopped.
Then he thought, what the hell am I doing? "oh no i am too old for this kind of
thing" and pulled over to the side of the road, and waited for the
Police car to catch up to him.
The Policeman pulled in behind the AMG benz and walked up on the driver's
side. "Sir, my Shift ends in five minutes and today is Friday the 13th.
"If you can give me a good reason that I've never heard before as to why
You were speeding, I'll let you go."
The man looked back at the Policeman and said, "Last week my wife ran
Off with a handsome Policeman and I thought you were bringing her back"
The Policeman said, mmmmm"Have a nice day." [:D]
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